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If this view of a a bunch of Iran fast-boats harassing a group of U.S. Navy warships wasn’t so outstandingly awesome, it would be funny. I mean, can you imagine a bunch of speed boats harassing giant, towering, loaded-with-weaponry Navy ships by speeding around them? Is this Iran, a country trying to get nukes, or are they McHale’s Navy? Here’s the actual footage of the incident between Iran’s idea of a “Navy” (snicker) and an actual Navy in the Strait of Hormuz. Behold Iran’s secret naval power — a bunch of guys on boats that zips around really fast! My God, how could we ever win in a fight against these…behemoths???

Australian actress Tammin Sursok is pretty damn cute, but she’s looking practically precious enough to eat in these pictures modeling for some bra and panties. For those who don’t know her, Tammin is most known for the roles as Dani Sutherland on the Australian soap Home and Away and Colleen Carlton on the American soap The Young and the Restless. Yes, that’s right, besides being the cutest thing to come out of Australia, Tammin Sursok looks bloody awesome in nothing but bra and panties. And did I mention she’s also a pop singer? Oh yeah, there’s nothing a cute girl in bra and panties can’t do, that’s fer sure.

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, Venke Knutson isn’t just a Norwegian pop singer (check her her music video below), but according to her official site, she also teaches Elementary School in Norway. No, I’m not kidding. That’s what it says. Although she is Norwegian, and speaks, er, whatever it is that Norwegians speak, she spent some time in the States with her family before heading back to the frozen wasteland that is Norway. Wait, is Norway frozen? I’m guessing it is. See, people, this is what 5 years of High School gets you — super education #1! Um. Please to enjoy some Venke Knutson. That song of hers ain’t bad, either.

If I had to guess, I would say that our latest spicy Italian dish Laura Torrisi is an actress and model, or a model who became an actress. Either/or, right? The point is, Laura Torrisi is very hot, and fits perfectly into our Italian Spice category. In fact, this reminds me, I should definitely make a whole new category for these type of posting instead of, um, not. Also, I should really go out to vote, because voting is very important and stuff. You should, like, rock the vote, or vote the rocker, or something like that. You know, go vote. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh, right, Laura Torrisi is very spicy. Have a taste why doncha.

Everyone in Hollywood is quivering in their boots because of the Writer’s strike, but whatever, I ain’t a’scared. Why? Because a prolonged writer’s strike only means more Reality TV shows like Big Brother, where we get our latest Brit Babe in Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace, who was on the 2006 edition of Big Brother UK. Yes, I’ve said it before and I’ve said it again — if it wasn’t for Reality TV, we would never get to see hot gals like Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace on TV. And let’s face it, Charlize Theron on TV is great and all, but every now and then you want a hamburger, and that’s where the girls of Reality TV come sin.

Everytime I see her, I still can’t believe that Josie Davis used to play the “plain sister” on the sitcom Charles in Charge. Remember Charles in Charge? The one starring Scott Baio where he has to babysit a bunch of kids, but in his spare time (which was every other waking minute) he would date really hot women? Um, well, Josie Davis used to be on that show. But nevermind all that. Check out Josie Davis in a sorta bikini-themed photoshoot. I’m telling you, folks, Hollywood kids grow up into pretty hot women when they’re not out in the alley giving blowjobs for crack. Yes, Drew Barrymore, I’m talking about you.

You know the name: Alycia Lane. She was the Philadelphia news anchorwoman who emailed bikini pictures of herself to NFL anchorman Rich Eisen. And a few weeks ago, she was arrested in New York for hitting a female undercover cop because, get this, the girl wasn’t driving fast enough in her car! Now comes news that her local Philly TV station has fired the lovely, but very troubled anchorwoman, releasing her from her contract. On the day Alycia Lane was due back on the air, her station KYW-TV released a statement that said she had “been released from her contract effective immediately.” Translation: “Don’t bother coming back to work, toots.” This means our bad girl of news is now out $700,000 a year, her salary at the station. Wanna see what she does to earn that money? See some samples of her work below. Hotchie motchie!

So she’s a mayor and she has a Myspace page where she posts revealing lingerie pictures of herself with a fire truck in the background. So? What’s the big deal? Oh, right, she’s the mayor of a town and she has a Myspace page. What the hell? You know, people are going on about Carmen Kontur-Gronquist’s lingerie picture (below), but what’s more unsettling about all this hullabaloo is that a grown woman, who is also a mayor of a town, actually has a Myspace page. My nieces have Myspace page. But then again, they’re 12 and 18, respectively. Carmen Kontur-Gronquist is what, in her ’40s? (Although, for a 40-ish chick, she’s still packing some serious heat there, kids. Nice abs, Mayor!)

Speaking of the latest Bond Girls, another Bond Girl casting is British actress Gemma Arterton, who while her role in the movie will not nearly be as prominent as Olga Kurylenko’s, the other Bond girl casting, this should nevertheless give a major boost to her career once Bond 22 hits the big screens. You can basically have a role as a bus boy in the Bond movies and still be able to say you were in a Bond movie, and hence, gain fame and fortune and really hot girls in tiny two-piece bikinis. Okay, maybe not the last part. Or the first. Or the third. But you know, something like that. So who is Gemma Arterton? Let’s see for ourselves, shall we?

We here at the Random Page like to think that we’re “on top” of stuff — now as to what that “stuff” is is open to debate. So when we introduced you to Olga Kurylenko, and told you she was the next big thing, well, we were right, because word is that Olga Kurylenko has just been named the newest Bond girl in the upcoming James Bond movie, Bond 22. She won’t just “be a Bond girl”, too, but instead she’ll be THE Bond girl. That means she gets to sleep with James Bond, shoot bad guys, and gets to run around dodging bullets. On the other hand, if she was just another Bond girl, she’d get to sleep with James Bond and, um, that would be about it. Enjoy some Olga Kurylenko and bathe in the power of the Random Page. We shall rule the world!

If you don’t know who our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, Xenia Seeberg, is, then you’re not a fan of science fiction TV. No, let me rephrase that: If you don’t know who Xenia Seeberg is, then you’re not a fan of wacky, totally “out there” science fiction TV. Xenia Seeberg was once the star of the sci-fi series Lexx, a show where a bunch of really weird looking dudes and dudettes flew around a spaceship that looked like a penis with two testicles, and that spent time “inserting” itself into things. Um, you know what I mean, right? Ahem. Here’s German actress Xenia Seeberg.

Hailing from Down Under (that’s Australia to those of you who don’t parlay geographical slang), our Random Supermodel of the Day is the tall, sleek Catherine McNeil. Like most of her fellow supermodels, Catherine McNeil was scouted at a very young age — at 14, she won a modeling contest search, which propelled her into a life of fame and fortune and catwalk, er, walkin’. So what were you doing at age 14? Me, I was trying to figure out why the glue didn’t taste as good as I remembered. You know, how glue tasted pretty good when you were a kid, but all of a sudden it just got yucky at 14? Yeah, that was the mystery I was trying to solve at 14. Um, yeah, Catherine McNeil.

Say what you will about Reality TV — sure, it’s mostly really bad TV, and the people on it are devoid of talent, and there doesn’t seem to be a whole lot of use for it, and it brings out the worst in humanity, etc, etc. But you know how I respond to that? With this: Reality TV gives us the opportunity to see even more hot women who would otherwise never make it onto TV, not being all that talented and what have you. But Reality TV doesn’t require them to know how to act, and all they need is looks, and that’s exactly all we care about, too. Having said that, here is Survivor’s hottest babe, Amber Brkick, who has since married and now goes by Amber Mariano.

Manuela Arcuri’s bio says she’s only 30, but for some reason I think she’s older. Hey, I’m not saying that people in showbiz lie about their age, but I am saying that people in showbiz lie about their age. In any case, it’s not that I’m complaining, because I still think Manuela Arcuri is quite the lovely woman, whether she’s 30 or not. The Italian star of such movies as 1995’s “Black Holes”, 2001’s “Mad Love”, and of course, my personal favorite, the Italian TV mini-serires “Caterina e le sue figlie”, which of course translates into English as, “I love me some apples.” No, really. I looked it up and junk.

What happens when a futuristic super soldier comes to dinner? Well for one, the little brother wets his pants with glee, and then the dad wets his pants with worry that Master Chief might be part of a Latino gang. Or at least that’s what happens when Master Chief from Halo fame comes to dinner in a MadTV comedy sketch. Check it out, it’s pretty funny, and one of the reasons why I think MadTV is, bar none, the best skit show on TV right now. Yes, even better than Saturday Night Live. I don’t care how “live” SNL is, but when a bunch of people in a skit has to constantly look offscreen to read their lines, it just kills the comedy for me.

Does Bar Refaeli ever get tired of being called, “You know, that girl who dates Leonardo DiCaprio?” I don’t know, but she shouldn’t be, because let’s face it, how many people has ever dated Leo? Okay, okay, so a LOT of people have “dated” Leo, if by “dating” you mean get bang senseless by him at the drop of a hat if you’re tall and hot enough. And yes, Bar Refaeli is certainly hot enough. At least, hot enough for Arena Magazine to slap her on her front page and show off a ton of very, very nice interior pages. If Bar Refaeli is not Israel’s greatest import, like, EVER, then I don’t know what/who is.

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is Nena Ristic, a glamour model from Serbia who became famous because of her calendars. Her very, very nude wall calendars. And since we are not a nude site, we of course can’t post every single picture she’s ever done, so that leaves us with these tiny selections. Hey, it’s better than nothing, right? And if you really, really want to see her nude calendar pictures, just go to this thing called the interweb and do some googlin’. You know how to google, don’t you? Okay, now enjoy the non-nude pictures of Nena Ristic. Sigh. I hate our non-nude policy.

Have I mentioned that I love Reality TV? Because you know, I really, really love Reality TV. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again — if not for Reality TV, we would not have about, oh, 90% of the celebrity babes out there who are more than willing to lay it all on the line (or all off, as it were) in the variety of men’s magazines out there. One of the product of Big Brother (love this show!) Babe Making Machine is Orlaith McAllister; now I don’t know which season of Big Brother UK Orlaith McAllister was on, but man, I love that name! If I had an imaginary girlfriend, I’m calling her Orlaith, mark my words.

Alizee Jacotey, otherwise known by her fans and all of France as just Alizee (you know, kind of like Madonna, except minus the pretentious skankiness), is in the latest issue of FHM’s France edition. The French pop starlet doesn’t get too risque, wearing a bustier on the cover and a couple of insert pics that are pretty, but nothing extraordinary. Which makes me wonder if the French have lost a lot of their flair. Why, I remember the day when every French FHM issue was full of naked hot babes. Wait, no, I’m thinking about the magazine I was making in my basement for a while there, not FHM. Nevermind.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with our Latin Flavor for the day, Brazilian model and actress Karina Bacchi, that a reversal of that lip botox or whatever it is she did to her lips to get them that plump wouldn’t fix. Of course I’m going out on a limb to say that Karina Bacchi’s lips have been, shall we say, touched, or am I? It’s just a matter of personal taste; I don’t care for those kinds of Angelina Jolie lips unless they’re attached to Angelina Jolie herself. But enough about my dislikes. Karina Bacchi hails from Brazil, and too plump lips notwithstanding, she’s got the kind of body we love in our Latin Flavor entries — curvaceous and va-va-vooming all the way to Heaven.