The Random Stuff of Interests Page

My daily readers (yes, all three of you) know that I’m something of a Family Guy fanatic. It’s a really funny show, and thanks to my insomnia and insanely constant re-runs on the Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim hours, I’ve seen pretty much every episode about a dozen times. Or two or three. So some guy recently compiled Family Guy’s Top 10 Funniest Moments. Now I don’t know how this dude managed to condense it into a Top 10 list, because if I was in charge, it would be, like, a Top 30 or something. Cause, you know, I love me some Funny Guy clips. Anyhoo. Check it out, and see if you agree. (And if you don’t just, er, don’t tell me about it.)

I’m having something of a dilemma here. On the one hand, the idea of Vivica A. Fox giving some guy oral pleasures is pretty damn hot stuff, but on the other hand Vivica A. Fox is 44-years old. And come on, that’s pretty damn old! So what am I talking about? Well there are rumors that there is a tape featuring Vivica A. Fox “on her knees” giving oral sex to an unnamed ex-boyfriend, shot using a cellphone camera, floating around. Fox apparently didn’t know she was being recorded; oops, because the boyfriend later sent the footage in emails to his friends to brag about it. Fox’s people have, of course, denied the rumors. Again, I’m having something of a dilemma here. As you can see from her Smooth magazine appearance below, Vivica A. Fox is still a pretty damn hot woman, but then again, she is 44-years old…

Well, it’s certainly good to know that America isn’t the only country where the beauty queens are more famous for being uber stupid and really slutty. The Brits helped out with Danielle Lloyd, and now the French have added their own bad girl to the growing list of Beauty Queens Gone Wild. Her name is Valerie Begue, and she is Miss France 2008. After Valerie Begue won the crown, suggestive (and nude) photos of her showed up in a magazine called Entreuve. The organizers of the pageant wanted to strip Valerie Begue (heh heh, no pun intended) of her crown, but after a lot of talking, she kept it, although she won’t be allowed to represent France in international contests. Huh? Anyhoo, here are those Entreuve pictures of Valerie Begue. I wonder what she’s licking there…

What is it about a pretty woman wearing a two-piece bikini by the poolside while sporting some very high do-me heels? Um, I don’t know, but damn, is it ever sexy. Am I right or am I right? Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is Ludmilla Radchenko, a former beauty queen who hails from Russia, where she participated in the “Miss Russia” competition. Ludmilla has since parlayed her modeling work into TV work, with roles in “Il viaggio” in 2005 and episodes of the Italian TV series “R.I.S. – Delitti imperfe”, which as you all know, I never miss. Even though I don’t speak a lick of Italian. Um. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

I guess losing Dancing with the Stars was the best thing that ever happened to actress/model Josie Maran. Or at the very least, being on the show sure helped her get “out there” to the masses. Which sort of explains why people go on that show in the first place, because let’s face it, it sure as hell ain’t for the ballroom dancing. After appearing in Maxim and Shape magazine, Josie Maran has now shown up on the cover of Fitness Magazine. And why not? The woman has the kind of body that just doesn’t quit, and was made for magazine covers, especially in a two-piece bikini. Me likely very muchy!

I know nothing about our Latin Flavor, Isabel Madow, except that she’s quite the babe. Here’s Wikipedia to fill us in: “She began her career appearing as the always silent secretary of television host Brozo the Clown (played by Victor Trujillo). After she left the program she entered the Mexican edition of Big Brother VIP; later she flew to Spain to participate temporarily in that country’s edition, where she was filmed being intimate with one of the contestants. She appeared in the cover of the Mexican edition of Playboy in May, 2005. Currently she stars a theatre play and has plans to become a singer.” Oooh, another Big Brother alum. What CAN’T that show do?

Let’s face it, chances of me watching Celebrity Apprentice is zero to nil, which is to say, I might watch it if I accidentally fall asleep one day and then woke up with the TV on and the show was playing. That kind of chance. But I saw Tiffany Fallon, one of Donald Trump’s celebrity apprentices (they’re playing for charity, in case you were wondering) on a talk show talking about the show (they’ve apparently already shot it and the winner has been chosen and everything), and wow, she is quite a looker. A little Googling reveals Tiffany Fallon to be a former Playboy playmate, beauty queen, and now, Reality TV star. Let’s take a closer look at Tiffany Fallon’s assets, shall we? Oh yes, I like what I see, alright…

I know what you’re thinking: Wait, a cute singer from Canada? Why, it has to be Avril Lavigne, right? Not quite. Her name is Skye Sweetnam, a nineteen year old Canadian singer from Ontario, which if my geography lessons on Sundays tell me anything, is somewhere between Florida and California. Or thereabouts. Wait, did I say Canada? Um, nevermind. I’ve been listening to her song “Human” (music video below) and I guess I would call it pop. Or maybe slightly alternative pop. Then again, it’s not like I’m a music expert or anything, so stop expecting so much from me, sheesh. I hate your high expectations.

Our Random Supermodel of the Day Iva Kubelkova is from the Czech Republic with love. Or maybe not with love. Hey, I don’t know what’s in the woman’s mind, so who knows if she’s got lovin’ in her heart for you boys or not. Stop demanding so much of me! Ahem. Where was I? Oh right, Iva Kubelkova is a really hot supermodel (or maybe she’s just your standard international model, either/or) from the Czech Republic, where rumor has it she was living in a mud hut before someone spotted her and got her into modeling. I’m sure that’s how the story goes. Or maybe not. Um, remember our talk about expecting too much from me? Yeah, that.

What day isn’t a good day for lingerie pictures of the very special Catrinel Menghia? I don’t know if there is such a thing, and if you ever find one, please just ignore me and don’t send it to me, because frankly, I don’t care and I don’t want to know. Having said that, Catrinel Menghia is a Romanian supermodel, though how “super” is that supermodel tag, I don’t know, and for that matter, it doesn’t really have any impact on this point, which is as gratuitous as any posting I’ve made of a hot girl can possibly get. But I digress. Catrinel Menghia and lingerie. Please to enjoy.

It’s always odd to see supermodels in men’s magazines like Maxim, Stuff, etc, because let’s face it, these girls spend most of their time half-naked anyway, so is there really anything extra to seeing them, um, more dressed than usual in the pages of Maxim? Not really, but you know what, I’m not going to complain too much, especially when Petra Nemcova is involved. Heck, I’m not even going to complain because these pictures of Petra Nemcova in the latest issue of Maxim is kind of weak, in the sense that the girl is almost TOO covered up — eh, please to enjoy.

She’s in her thirties, she’s super hot, she’s a Republican, and she’s been on CNN, the FOX News Channel, and that other channel that no one watches, but covers politics, too. And she’s no dummy, either. Amy Holmes graduated from Princeton University with a BA in Economics, which is pretty damn impressive. And did I mention that she’s really hot? Yup, I might have. Amy Holmes is the kind of girl that makes you watch political news shows — with the sound turned off, of course. Plus, she has really cool hair. You don’t see a whole lot of politico folks with cool hair, but Amy Holmes does.

Steroids are running rampant in sports. Marion Jones, Roger Clemens — pretty much everyone we’ve looked up to for their athletic prowess have been proven to be cheaters. But what about the athletes that we’ve looked up to for their hotness? Not so hot there either, apparently. According to some dudes at the International Tennis Federation, the former Swiss Miss Martina Hingis has been suspended for two years after she had tested positive for cocaine at Wimbledon last year. As a result, Hingis will have to pay back the $129,481 she won and other assorted shaming. Of course, this would all have been much more stunning if, er, Hingis wasn’t already retired from tennis. Oh well.

Hot Transformers babes, American Idol sex scandals, and good girls gone bad — just some of the many themes that appeared on the Interweb in 2007. The guys over at CO-ED Magazine have made a list and they’re checking it twice: the 20 sexiest photo collections that can be found on the web. (And yes, we are linked on a couple of them. Yay for us! Finally, after years of toiling in my parent’s basement and attic — they sometimes move me from place to place, I don’t know why, something to do with “proper company” — I am being recognized for the genius that I am.) Check out the full list by clicking here. (Or you could have clicked on the Co-Ed link above. What-ev.)

Let’s face it, politics suck, and politicians suck even more. Take the whole brouhaha happening over in Iowa at the moment. A bunch of rich politicians are trying to buy the votes of a bunch of white country folks for some kind of recognition. So what can you do but laugh at them? And how do you do that? You bring back Obama Girl, you dive into some Succubus Hilary (wow, Hillary with red lipstick, I’m so aroused), John Edwards being the empty suit and crappy hair that he is, and you return to the best political ad you’ve seen in at least 20 years, the Chuck Norris for Mike Huckabee ad. Bring on politics, baby, I ain’t ascared!

Let’s face it, Eddie Murphy’s career isn’t exactly at full steam right now, with the comedian/actor laying claim to more bombs than he has hits over the last few years, so when he got hitched to Tracey Edmonds over the New Year holiday, was there any doubt that he was marrying up? Besides everything I’ve already mentioned, Tracey Edmonds is just friggin’ hot. I mean, DAMN, Eddie, you done did good. Take a look at the pictures of Eddie and Tracey together, and tell me who got the better end of this deal. Yeah, you know I’m right.

Surprisingly, actress Shannyn Sossamon has become something of a genre actress, which is really odd because I don’t think anyone thought she would end up like that. Mind you, not that starring in horror movies is a bad thing, because let’s face it, work is work, right? And when you’re an actor, even lame work is pretty damn good. And it’s not like Shannyn Sossamon doesn’t still get to do theatrical work; she can be seen in the upcoming One Missed Call horror movie, and on TV with CBS’s Moonlight, about a vampire who works part time as a private investigator. Or something like that. I haven’t actually seen the show, but I hear it’s good, and Shannyn Sossamon is apparently the show’s femme fatale. Some promos.

This isn’t the first time one of our Brit Babe Invasion is a woman already pushing past the big 40, and it ain’t gonna be the last time if they continue to look like British lovely Helen Chamberlain, most known for her work on the TV show Soccer AM, with stints on The Big Breakfast with Johnny Vaughan, and RI:SE. She’s not a shy gal, either, and has shown off that nice killer rack for Penthouse and even modeled underwear for Euro 2004 smack dab in Trafalgar Square. Yes, our Brit Babe likes to play it dirty when given the opportunity, and she looks bloody good doing it, too.

Fergie is looking pretty good in these bikini shots from Mexico (ridiculously retarded big glasses and hippie hair notwithstanding), but let’s face it, kids, when that body goes, there won’t be a whole lot there to hold onto. The voice ain’t even all that good; and the face, well, come on, the face is the face, right? But for now, Fergie is still working that va-va-voom body, and as long as she has that going on, people will continue to stomach crap like “London Bridge” and what-have-you that the kids these days listen to. Anyhoo. Fergie. Bikini. Hippie hair.

I could pretend to know a lot about our Latin Flavor of the Day, Jaydy Michel, or I could just let Wikipedia tell it: “Born to a Mexican father and an American mother, Jaydy Michel grew up in Puerto Vallarta, although she was born in Guadalajara, the capital of the state of Jalisco. She began her modeling career in Mexico, first in beauty pageants such as Miss Jalisco. One day a friend of her mother explained everything there was to know about modeling and recommended that she go to Europe. Jaydy Michel went to Spain in 1994. That is where she began her career as an international model. Since then, she has been featured in many top magazines and fashion shows, both in Mexico and Europe.” I like how Wikipedia tells it.