The Random Stuff of Interests Page

Hot Transformers babes, American Idol sex scandals, and good girls gone bad — just some of the many themes that appeared on the Interweb in 2007. The guys over at CO-ED Magazine have made a list and they’re checking it twice: the 20 sexiest photo collections that can be found on the web. (And yes, we are linked on a couple of them. Yay for us! Finally, after years of toiling in my parent’s basement and attic — they sometimes move me from place to place, I don’t know why, something to do with “proper company” — I am being recognized for the genius that I am.) Check out the full list by clicking here. (Or you could have clicked on the Co-Ed link above. What-ev.)

Let’s face it, politics suck, and politicians suck even more. Take the whole brouhaha happening over in Iowa at the moment. A bunch of rich politicians are trying to buy the votes of a bunch of white country folks for some kind of recognition. So what can you do but laugh at them? And how do you do that? You bring back Obama Girl, you dive into some Succubus Hilary (wow, Hillary with red lipstick, I’m so aroused), John Edwards being the empty suit and crappy hair that he is, and you return to the best political ad you’ve seen in at least 20 years, the Chuck Norris for Mike Huckabee ad. Bring on politics, baby, I ain’t ascared!

Let’s face it, Eddie Murphy’s career isn’t exactly at full steam right now, with the comedian/actor laying claim to more bombs than he has hits over the last few years, so when he got hitched to Tracey Edmonds over the New Year holiday, was there any doubt that he was marrying up? Besides everything I’ve already mentioned, Tracey Edmonds is just friggin’ hot. I mean, DAMN, Eddie, you done did good. Take a look at the pictures of Eddie and Tracey together, and tell me who got the better end of this deal. Yeah, you know I’m right.

Surprisingly, actress Shannyn Sossamon has become something of a genre actress, which is really odd because I don’t think anyone thought she would end up like that. Mind you, not that starring in horror movies is a bad thing, because let’s face it, work is work, right? And when you’re an actor, even lame work is pretty damn good. And it’s not like Shannyn Sossamon doesn’t still get to do theatrical work; she can be seen in the upcoming One Missed Call horror movie, and on TV with CBS’s Moonlight, about a vampire who works part time as a private investigator. Or something like that. I haven’t actually seen the show, but I hear it’s good, and Shannyn Sossamon is apparently the show’s femme fatale. Some promos.

This isn’t the first time one of our Brit Babe Invasion is a woman already pushing past the big 40, and it ain’t gonna be the last time if they continue to look like British lovely Helen Chamberlain, most known for her work on the TV show Soccer AM, with stints on The Big Breakfast with Johnny Vaughan, and RI:SE. She’s not a shy gal, either, and has shown off that nice killer rack for Penthouse and even modeled underwear for Euro 2004 smack dab in Trafalgar Square. Yes, our Brit Babe likes to play it dirty when given the opportunity, and she looks bloody good doing it, too.

Fergie is looking pretty good in these bikini shots from Mexico (ridiculously retarded big glasses and hippie hair notwithstanding), but let’s face it, kids, when that body goes, there won’t be a whole lot there to hold onto. The voice ain’t even all that good; and the face, well, come on, the face is the face, right? But for now, Fergie is still working that va-va-voom body, and as long as she has that going on, people will continue to stomach crap like “London Bridge” and what-have-you that the kids these days listen to. Anyhoo. Fergie. Bikini. Hippie hair.

I could pretend to know a lot about our Latin Flavor of the Day, Jaydy Michel, or I could just let Wikipedia tell it: “Born to a Mexican father and an American mother, Jaydy Michel grew up in Puerto Vallarta, although she was born in Guadalajara, the capital of the state of Jalisco. She began her modeling career in Mexico, first in beauty pageants such as Miss Jalisco. One day a friend of her mother explained everything there was to know about modeling and recommended that she go to Europe. Jaydy Michel went to Spain in 1994. That is where she began her career as an international model. Since then, she has been featured in many top magazines and fashion shows, both in Mexico and Europe.” I like how Wikipedia tells it.

I think pretty much anyone who watches NBA basketball will tell you that L.A. Lakers big man Lamar Odom is one swell guy. He’s faced a ton of adversity in his persona life, and has risen above it. Which is why this obviously flagrant foul by Lamar Odom on Boston Celtics shooting guard Ray Allen is so surprising. In the video, a clearly frustrated Odom, whose Lakers are getting creamed by the Celtics in the game, purposefully throws himself into Allen, knocking Allen into the sideline seats. This isn’t funny at all, and is kind of sad, again considering that Lamar Odom has always been such a classy and great guy. Anyways, judge for yourself.

Who doesn’t love Tila Tequila? The little bundle of sex appeal and tattoos has gotten geeks and lesbians to do the most disgusting things, all for the chance to date her. And she even gave a lap dance to one of her contestant’s grandmother. Hey, I’m embarrassed to tell you that I watch a lot of TV shows, but I’ve always loved watching the absolutely guilty nature of MTV’s A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila. Now our prayers have been answered, and MTV has given the show a second season, which means we can look forward to more geeks and lesbians eating disgusting things and doing random acts of stupidity. God bless MTV.

So I was watching the USC-Illinois game a few days ago during the Rose Bowl, and although I have absolutely no love for the Trojans football squad (seriously, can ESPN and every other media outlet hype them up enough? I think not), the Trojan cheerleaders are another matter. I don’t know what it is — maybe it’s the cotton sweater and skimpy skirt, but those are some hot tomales working the sidelines. I’m telling you, the combination of cotton and skimpy skirt is to die for. Enjoy some Trojan love with the USC Cheerleaders, or as they’re also called, Song Leaders, whatever the hell that means. It’s skimpy skirt or bust.

Our Random Supermodel of the Day is the improbably named (but it’s apparently her real name) Jamie Gunns, who was scouted when she was just a wee bit 15, but turned down the offer, which means she’s not a dumb girl. Later, Jamie got into acting, and became the new face of Roberto Cavalli, and was walking the runways in Milan in no time. She’s a London girl, and her father constantly calls her to ask if she’s been “corrupted”, according to her. Which I find kind of funny. The only time my father ever calls me is when he wants to know that I’m still not coming home, because he can’t afford to raise me and my brothers. But I digress.

Pretty celebrities in rare bikini moments are fine and well, but sometimes you just gotta have the real thing — supermodels doing the bikini thing is probably as close to perfection as you can possibly get. And while Australian supermodel Miranda Kerr doesn’t have what I would consider the perfect bikini body, it’s still pretty damn hot stuff, and when the weather outside is going down faster than Paris Hilton in front of Fleet Week, what more could you ask for? So, Miranda Kerr bikini pictures from the beach. Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

Former Arizona beauty queen Kumari Fulbright has been a very, very bad girl, and is just one of many former and current beauty queens who have gotten themselves into trouble. But oh boy, Kumari Fulbright really took it further — she didn’t do some blow or took off her clothes, but instead she kidnapped and tortured her ex-boyfriend! Or at least that’s what the cops say. And the victim? Her 24-year-old ex-boyfriend. Yup. I guess the rumors are true: No one dumps Kumari. NO ONE, dammit!

The good times just don’t end for Rosie O’Donnell, who has been voted by Parade Magazine readers as the Most Annoying Celebrity of 2007. Rosie beat out Paris Hilton, Ann Coulter, Heather Mills McCartney, and celeb blogger Perez Hilton, not to be mistaken with Paris Hilton. Other notable lists on the Parade site (here) includes “Who is the most adorable celebrity baby?” (Winner: Ben and Jennifer’s daughter, Violet Affleck), “Which celebrity jailbird is most likely to stay out of jail?” (Winner: Martha Stewart), and “Which event that made headlines in 2007 shocked you the most?” (Winner: Owen Wilson’s suicide attempt). Rosie, of course, took it in good stride. I guess those Vicodin must be working!

Christina Milian in a bikini is pretty good stuff, especially when the weather outside is really outrageous. I mean, seriously, I thought Al Gore was telling me the whole world was getting warmer. I call bullshit on you, Al Gore, because it’s cold as hell outside my house, you bastard. But I digress. Here’s R&B singer/actress Christina Milian doing the two-piece bikini thing at the beach and at the pool. Okay, I don’t know what she’s doing at the pool, but the whole beach bikini stuff is really good stuff, and if you say differently you need a punch in the face. Anyhoo, completely wanton violence not withstanding, Christina Milian in a bikini is so good stuff I might have a stroke just looking at it.

Elisha Cuthbert has what I call Jennifer Love Hewitt Syndrome: the girl looks good in all her movies, but catch her in some candid moments, and she looks less than appealing. I don’t know if that haircut she’s sporting is for a movie or not (God, I hope so), but the weird colored two piece bikini is less than thrilling. Plus, the giant sunglasses. God, I hate those giant sunglasses. Why do pretty celebrities insist on wearing those damn giant sunglasses? I swear, I want to punch whoever invented that. Anyhoo. Elisha Cuthbert is at the beach not liking that pictures of her are being snapped, if that picture with her giving the camera the middle bird salute is any indication.

Nicollette Sheridan is forty-four years old, and would be the world’s hottest MILF if she was in fact a mom, which I don’t believe she is. But hey, facts aren’t going to get in the way of me turning this post into a perfect example of how all MILFs should look like, and in one word it’s: Nicollette Sheridan. Really, who knew forty-four year old women were allowed to look this good? Isn’t Nicollette Sheridan supposed to be living in an old, rickety house with her 13 cats by now, and not frolicking on the beach in a two-piece bikini looking, as the kids would say, DA BOMB?

Now I don’t know where Erfurt, German Democratic Republic is (I originally thought it was Germany, but why wouldn’t they just call it Germany, then?), but that’s where our Random Foreign Babe of the Day Janin Reinhardt hails from. The 5′4″ dynamite of blonde hotness is a German TV show host and actress, with roles in “Die Österreichische Methode”, “Was nicht passt wird passend gemacht – Die Serie”, and of course my personal favorite, “Lulu and Jimi”. You know how Lulu and Jimi is; when they get together, oh boy! Ahem. What was I saying? Oh right, Janin Reinhardt is hot.

No one can stop Chuck Norris, not even the Blendtec blender, and as we all know, the Blendtec blender can stop anything, even a cadre of the world’s baddest bad guys. Now if you combine Chuck Norris with the Blendtec blender, and it’s goodbye city for bad guys everywhere. Behold, the Blendtec and Chuck Norris, teaming up to rid the world of bad guys everywhere. God Bless Chuck Norris and Blendtec.

Buttercup is divorcing Spicoli? Tell me it ain’t so! Well apparently it is so, and announcements have gone out that after 11 years of marriage and two kids, Robin Wright Penn (I guess she’s going to lose that Penn now) and Sean Penn are splitsville. To be honest with you, I’m surprise it’s taken this long. Who the hell marries Spicoli? Or Sean Penn, for that matter? This guy is bundle of midget fury, and was always in search of a good beating. Now he’s become Al Gore’s little acolyte and preaching the environment and shaking hands with wannabe dictator Hugo Chavez. Seriously, this guy was always screwed up back when he punched a cameraman, and he’s totally fubar now. So congrats on getting out while you’re still hot, Robin — and call me!