The Random Stuff of Interests Page

I think pretty much anyone who watches NBA basketball will tell you that L.A. Lakers big man Lamar Odom is one swell guy. He’s faced a ton of adversity in his persona life, and has risen above it. Which is why this obviously flagrant foul by Lamar Odom on Boston Celtics shooting guard Ray Allen is so surprising. In the video, a clearly frustrated Odom, whose Lakers are getting creamed by the Celtics in the game, purposefully throws himself into Allen, knocking Allen into the sideline seats. This isn’t funny at all, and is kind of sad, again considering that Lamar Odom has always been such a classy and great guy. Anyways, judge for yourself.

Who doesn’t love Tila Tequila? The little bundle of sex appeal and tattoos has gotten geeks and lesbians to do the most disgusting things, all for the chance to date her. And she even gave a lap dance to one of her contestant’s grandmother. Hey, I’m embarrassed to tell you that I watch a lot of TV shows, but I’ve always loved watching the absolutely guilty nature of MTV’s A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila. Now our prayers have been answered, and MTV has given the show a second season, which means we can look forward to more geeks and lesbians eating disgusting things and doing random acts of stupidity. God bless MTV.

So I was watching the USC-Illinois game a few days ago during the Rose Bowl, and although I have absolutely no love for the Trojans football squad (seriously, can ESPN and every other media outlet hype them up enough? I think not), the Trojan cheerleaders are another matter. I don’t know what it is — maybe it’s the cotton sweater and skimpy skirt, but those are some hot tomales working the sidelines. I’m telling you, the combination of cotton and skimpy skirt is to die for. Enjoy some Trojan love with the USC Cheerleaders, or as they’re also called, Song Leaders, whatever the hell that means. It’s skimpy skirt or bust.

Our Random Supermodel of the Day is the improbably named (but it’s apparently her real name) Jamie Gunns, who was scouted when she was just a wee bit 15, but turned down the offer, which means she’s not a dumb girl. Later, Jamie got into acting, and became the new face of Roberto Cavalli, and was walking the runways in Milan in no time. She’s a London girl, and her father constantly calls her to ask if she’s been “corrupted”, according to her. Which I find kind of funny. The only time my father ever calls me is when he wants to know that I’m still not coming home, because he can’t afford to raise me and my brothers. But I digress.

Pretty celebrities in rare bikini moments are fine and well, but sometimes you just gotta have the real thing — supermodels doing the bikini thing is probably as close to perfection as you can possibly get. And while Australian supermodel Miranda Kerr doesn’t have what I would consider the perfect bikini body, it’s still pretty damn hot stuff, and when the weather outside is going down faster than Paris Hilton in front of Fleet Week, what more could you ask for? So, Miranda Kerr bikini pictures from the beach. Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

Former Arizona beauty queen Kumari Fulbright has been a very, very bad girl, and is just one of many former and current beauty queens who have gotten themselves into trouble. But oh boy, Kumari Fulbright really took it further — she didn’t do some blow or took off her clothes, but instead she kidnapped and tortured her ex-boyfriend! Or at least that’s what the cops say. And the victim? Her 24-year-old ex-boyfriend. Yup. I guess the rumors are true: No one dumps Kumari. NO ONE, dammit!

The good times just don’t end for Rosie O’Donnell, who has been voted by Parade Magazine readers as the Most Annoying Celebrity of 2007. Rosie beat out Paris Hilton, Ann Coulter, Heather Mills McCartney, and celeb blogger Perez Hilton, not to be mistaken with Paris Hilton. Other notable lists on the Parade site (here) includes “Who is the most adorable celebrity baby?” (Winner: Ben and Jennifer’s daughter, Violet Affleck), “Which celebrity jailbird is most likely to stay out of jail?” (Winner: Martha Stewart), and “Which event that made headlines in 2007 shocked you the most?” (Winner: Owen Wilson’s suicide attempt). Rosie, of course, took it in good stride. I guess those Vicodin must be working!

Christina Milian in a bikini is pretty good stuff, especially when the weather outside is really outrageous. I mean, seriously, I thought Al Gore was telling me the whole world was getting warmer. I call bullshit on you, Al Gore, because it’s cold as hell outside my house, you bastard. But I digress. Here’s R&B singer/actress Christina Milian doing the two-piece bikini thing at the beach and at the pool. Okay, I don’t know what she’s doing at the pool, but the whole beach bikini stuff is really good stuff, and if you say differently you need a punch in the face. Anyhoo, completely wanton violence not withstanding, Christina Milian in a bikini is so good stuff I might have a stroke just looking at it.

Elisha Cuthbert has what I call Jennifer Love Hewitt Syndrome: the girl looks good in all her movies, but catch her in some candid moments, and she looks less than appealing. I don’t know if that haircut she’s sporting is for a movie or not (God, I hope so), but the weird colored two piece bikini is less than thrilling. Plus, the giant sunglasses. God, I hate those giant sunglasses. Why do pretty celebrities insist on wearing those damn giant sunglasses? I swear, I want to punch whoever invented that. Anyhoo. Elisha Cuthbert is at the beach not liking that pictures of her are being snapped, if that picture with her giving the camera the middle bird salute is any indication.

Nicollette Sheridan is forty-four years old, and would be the world’s hottest MILF if she was in fact a mom, which I don’t believe she is. But hey, facts aren’t going to get in the way of me turning this post into a perfect example of how all MILFs should look like, and in one word it’s: Nicollette Sheridan. Really, who knew forty-four year old women were allowed to look this good? Isn’t Nicollette Sheridan supposed to be living in an old, rickety house with her 13 cats by now, and not frolicking on the beach in a two-piece bikini looking, as the kids would say, DA BOMB?

Now I don’t know where Erfurt, German Democratic Republic is (I originally thought it was Germany, but why wouldn’t they just call it Germany, then?), but that’s where our Random Foreign Babe of the Day Janin Reinhardt hails from. The 5′4″ dynamite of blonde hotness is a German TV show host and actress, with roles in “Die Österreichische Methode”, “Was nicht passt wird passend gemacht – Die Serie”, and of course my personal favorite, “Lulu and Jimi”. You know how Lulu and Jimi is; when they get together, oh boy! Ahem. What was I saying? Oh right, Janin Reinhardt is hot.

No one can stop Chuck Norris, not even the Blendtec blender, and as we all know, the Blendtec blender can stop anything, even a cadre of the world’s baddest bad guys. Now if you combine Chuck Norris with the Blendtec blender, and it’s goodbye city for bad guys everywhere. Behold, the Blendtec and Chuck Norris, teaming up to rid the world of bad guys everywhere. God Bless Chuck Norris and Blendtec.

Buttercup is divorcing Spicoli? Tell me it ain’t so! Well apparently it is so, and announcements have gone out that after 11 years of marriage and two kids, Robin Wright Penn (I guess she’s going to lose that Penn now) and Sean Penn are splitsville. To be honest with you, I’m surprise it’s taken this long. Who the hell marries Spicoli? Or Sean Penn, for that matter? This guy is bundle of midget fury, and was always in search of a good beating. Now he’s become Al Gore’s little acolyte and preaching the environment and shaking hands with wannabe dictator Hugo Chavez. Seriously, this guy was always screwed up back when he punched a cameraman, and he’s totally fubar now. So congrats on getting out while you’re still hot, Robin — and call me!

How could you not love Kelly Ripa? Well, you’d have to be a goddamn commie scumbag not to love Kelly Ripa, that’s how. How could you not appreciate that perky personality? That nice, long, luxurious blonde hair? Or those blue eyes? Or are those greens? Look, it’s not like I sit around staring at the woman’s eyes, so I’m not sure if they’re blue or green. But my point remains: how could you not love Kelly Ripa? You can’t, that’s how. (Unless, as previously mentioned, you’re a Democratic-hating Commie. You’re not a Democratic-hating Commie, are you, punk?)

I know what you’re thinking: “Great, he’s posting another Random Foreign Babe of the Day and he knows nothing about her, just that she’s foreign and a babe; what a chump!” Hey, I take offense to that, you bastard! And in fact, I actually do know something about Zimany Linda, and not just the fact that she’s foreign and super babelicious hot. She’s a former Hawaiian Tropics girl and she’s foreign and a real babe to boot. See? Hah, you’ve been proven wrong, chumps! But I digress. Zimany Linda. Foreign. Babe. Really hot. Please to enjoy.

As legend goes, everyone who has ever worked with the lovely Diane Lane has remarked on what a great and classy woman she is to work with. And I think you can see it in her pictures. The woman is just a great human being, and the fact that she’s in her ’40s and still looks like she could step onto a fashion runway and work it like no one’s business only makes her more classic in her classic beauty-ness. Yes, that’s right, I just made up a completely new word. What’re you gonna do about it? Wanna fight? I’ll crush you! Ahem. Diane Lane is classic Hollywood beauty, without a doubt.

Speaking of Tom Brady, we haven’t seen a whole lot of Bridget Moynahan since she gave birth to Tom Brady’s bastard love child, and according to IMDB.com she only has one movie coming up in 2007, “Noise”, a comedy about a man who is being driven crazy by the noise in New York City, and who decides to take vigilante action against it. Um, okay, sounds funny, I guess. I mean, it’s a comedy, so of course it has to be a comedy, right? Anyhoo, here’s Bridget Moynahan in Men’s Heath magazine looking spectacularly awesome.

In case you missed it, or in case you don’t care, Tom Brady and the New England Patriots rallied late in the fourth quarter Saturday evening to take out Eli Manning and the New York Giants on their way to claiming a perfect 16-0 regular season record, the first perfect regular season since the Dolphins did it in ‘72. That means the Pats have won all 16 games they played, and didn’t lose a single one. Now they’ll have to do it three more times, which will mean they have won the Superbowl. Who can possibly oppose these guys? Brady to Moss? Brady to Welker? Man, whoever has to go up against them in the Superbowl, I feel sorry for them. These guys are destined for a 19-0 season. And oh yeah, along the way, they broke every record in the book. Hot damn, the Playoffs can’t come fast enough.

For my money, any day is a good day for an Ana Beatriz Barros lingerie special posting. Or bikini special posting. Or just walking around the kitchen making coffee special posting. (Preferably doing it without any clothes on, but maybe that’s just wishful thinking.) Where was I? Oh right, Ana Beatriz Barros is a Brazilian model, and I think one of the more intriguing ones. She’s got some nice, killer eyes. One of those “slow eyes” that, nevertheless, looks like she could be a real Tazmanian devil in the sack, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. And if not, er, open a friggin’ book or somethin’, man. Anyways, Ana Beatriz Barros lingerie pictures.

If you’re like me (and if you are, I pity you) you watch those entertainment “news” shows (har har) purely to see those near-perfect blonde girls doing their thing and pretending to be interested in whatever celebrity of the moment they’re interviewing. But you know that it’s the girls we’re all watching for. Girls like Nancy O’Dell, who just gave birth to a baby girl, and who is now having to worked herself into shape. And if these pictures for OK Magazine is any indication, I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that she’s doing a bang up job of it. Push that body, girl, push it hard!