The Random Stuff of Interests Page

How could you not love Kelly Ripa? Well, you’d have to be a goddamn commie scumbag not to love Kelly Ripa, that’s how. How could you not appreciate that perky personality? That nice, long, luxurious blonde hair? Or those blue eyes? Or are those greens? Look, it’s not like I sit around staring at the woman’s eyes, so I’m not sure if they’re blue or green. But my point remains: how could you not love Kelly Ripa? You can’t, that’s how. (Unless, as previously mentioned, you’re a Democratic-hating Commie. You’re not a Democratic-hating Commie, are you, punk?)

I know what you’re thinking: “Great, he’s posting another Random Foreign Babe of the Day and he knows nothing about her, just that she’s foreign and a babe; what a chump!” Hey, I take offense to that, you bastard! And in fact, I actually do know something about Zimany Linda, and not just the fact that she’s foreign and super babelicious hot. She’s a former Hawaiian Tropics girl and she’s foreign and a real babe to boot. See? Hah, you’ve been proven wrong, chumps! But I digress. Zimany Linda. Foreign. Babe. Really hot. Please to enjoy.

As legend goes, everyone who has ever worked with the lovely Diane Lane has remarked on what a great and classy woman she is to work with. And I think you can see it in her pictures. The woman is just a great human being, and the fact that she’s in her ’40s and still looks like she could step onto a fashion runway and work it like no one’s business only makes her more classic in her classic beauty-ness. Yes, that’s right, I just made up a completely new word. What’re you gonna do about it? Wanna fight? I’ll crush you! Ahem. Diane Lane is classic Hollywood beauty, without a doubt.

Speaking of Tom Brady, we haven’t seen a whole lot of Bridget Moynahan since she gave birth to Tom Brady’s bastard love child, and according to IMDB.com she only has one movie coming up in 2007, “Noise”, a comedy about a man who is being driven crazy by the noise in New York City, and who decides to take vigilante action against it. Um, okay, sounds funny, I guess. I mean, it’s a comedy, so of course it has to be a comedy, right? Anyhoo, here’s Bridget Moynahan in Men’s Heath magazine looking spectacularly awesome.

In case you missed it, or in case you don’t care, Tom Brady and the New England Patriots rallied late in the fourth quarter Saturday evening to take out Eli Manning and the New York Giants on their way to claiming a perfect 16-0 regular season record, the first perfect regular season since the Dolphins did it in ‘72. That means the Pats have won all 16 games they played, and didn’t lose a single one. Now they’ll have to do it three more times, which will mean they have won the Superbowl. Who can possibly oppose these guys? Brady to Moss? Brady to Welker? Man, whoever has to go up against them in the Superbowl, I feel sorry for them. These guys are destined for a 19-0 season. And oh yeah, along the way, they broke every record in the book. Hot damn, the Playoffs can’t come fast enough.

For my money, any day is a good day for an Ana Beatriz Barros lingerie special posting. Or bikini special posting. Or just walking around the kitchen making coffee special posting. (Preferably doing it without any clothes on, but maybe that’s just wishful thinking.) Where was I? Oh right, Ana Beatriz Barros is a Brazilian model, and I think one of the more intriguing ones. She’s got some nice, killer eyes. One of those “slow eyes” that, nevertheless, looks like she could be a real Tazmanian devil in the sack, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. And if not, er, open a friggin’ book or somethin’, man. Anyways, Ana Beatriz Barros lingerie pictures.

If you’re like me (and if you are, I pity you) you watch those entertainment “news” shows (har har) purely to see those near-perfect blonde girls doing their thing and pretending to be interested in whatever celebrity of the moment they’re interviewing. But you know that it’s the girls we’re all watching for. Girls like Nancy O’Dell, who just gave birth to a baby girl, and who is now having to worked herself into shape. And if these pictures for OK Magazine is any indication, I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that she’s doing a bang up job of it. Push that body, girl, push it hard!

Hey, who doesn’t think Erin Burnett is all that and a bag of cheetos? I mean, check out the girl’s looks and then add in the brains. Hot girls with brains are just, like, really hot. So it’s no surprise that Hardball host Chris Matthew has something of a crush on her, but come on, Chris, don’t be acting all goofy on the air by telling the girl to “lean in close to the camera”! I can honestly say that I’ve never seen a man act so lascivious (that’s pervy to you kids out there), not only in public, but on TV! Seriously, Chris, get a grip, man, or at least keep it in your pants during Erin’s segments. What a douche.

I don’t know about you, but when I think “super sexy sports athletes”, I immediately think of curling. What? You don’t? Oh come on, you know it’s true! The long, sleek ice lanes, the big, giant balls that the girls have to hurl — er, I mean, where was? Oh right. Our latest Sports Babe of the Day is Hungarian curler Alexandra Beres, who besides throwing around giant, heavy balls on the ice, is also a fitness model, which explains the tight, athletic body she’s sporting in these pictures. Say what you will, but the combination of those feminine muscles and lingerie works for me. Then again, I’m funny that way.

Oh what a tangled web we weave when we first learn to deceive. Or have sex when we’re 16 years old. Either/or. There is a rumor going around, started by the ever-reliable (no, really) Star Magazine (and reported here) that Casey Aldridge is NOT the real father of Jamie Lynn Spears’ baby, and instead the father is an “older man” who works on Spears’ Zoey 101 Nickelodeon TV show. So why the deception? Apparently the guy is old enough that if he confessed to having made Jamie Lynn preggers, he’d face rape charges, because she’s only 16, and still underage.

You know, I’ve always wondered what Leelee Sobieski would look like in a two-piece bikini. And while we don’t get to find that out here, she is wearing a two-piece bikini, it’s just that the bottom half is covered up. But nevertheless, that still leaves us with a very nice view of the lovely Leelee Sobieski walking about a beach with a friend (a very hot friend, I might add) in a bikini. Now you’ll just have to use your imagination to imagine what the lower half of that bikini body looks like. Yup, I kinda had an inkling that that’s what that body would look like in a bikini. No disappoints here, kids. Please to enjoy Leelee Sobieski bikini pictures.

Former Australian Big Brother contestant Krystal Forscutt looks a little like Jessica Alba, but with a huge rack. I bring up Alba’s name because Krystal Forscutt mentions in this latest appearance in FHM, which she also conveniently appears in in all her glory hotness, that Alba is one of her idols, and that she wants to be in movies where she plays the “girl next door”. Um, Krystal Forscutt, the “girl next door” doesn’t look like a superhot movie star with a huge rack, baby. You have as much chance of playing “the girl next door” as I do playing Brad Pitt’s twin brother. Which is to say, thanks to my ultra good looks, is a real possibility! But I digress. Krystal Forscutt in FHM. Please to enjoy.

According to Wikipedia, our Latin Flavor of the day Gloria Trevi is an “iconic Mexican pop-rock singer, songwriter, cartoonist, actress, pinup-model, forward/fashion designer, writer and painter.” Basically, according to Wikipedia, Gloria Trevi not only invented the world’s space programs, but she’s already been to the moon and back, and now she’s preparing to go to Mars to start her own colony of Glorian race. Or maybe not. In any case, here’s our Latin Flavor of the day Gloria Trevi in Maxim. She looks pretty good for a gal nearing the big 40. I guess they just feed their girls better down South.

You know I love me my Family Guy clips, especially all those non sequitur gags that the show is populated with in every episode. You know, the clips that have nothing to do with that episode’s storyline? Here’s one that I think kind of suits the time of the year, although yeah, to be fair, it’s kind of late. A couple of days late, actually, but hey, do it yourself if you wanna complain all day. Here’s Peter getting a job at Burger King, and standing behind the counter telling you that, “Ding! Fries are done.” Over and over and over again. I know, you gotta really love Family Guy to think this is funny, but luckily, I really like Family Guy, so this is REALLY funny to me.

When we heard that Jessica Alba had gotten herself knocked up by Cash Warren, was there any surprise that we would hear about an engagement soon enough? Well it’s happened. Jessica Alba’s people have confirmed that the two are engaged, which is like a burglar breaking into your house, and then stopping to ask if he could take your stereo. My prediction for a divorce is two years from now if they stay away from each other enough, but one year if they continue to see too much of each other. I mean, come ON, do you really think this is going to last? There’s as much chance of that as there is a chance of ME dating Jessica Alba.

When a female athlete decides to pose in a two-piece bikini in a men’s magazine like FHM, you can practically guarantee two things: the girl is going to be attractive, and there is nothing that’s going to stop that body of hers from slammin’ the hell out of her appearance. For my money, nothing can beat an attractive athletic girl, and swimmers have gotten to be some of the most dependable sports babes out there. The latest is Agnes Kovacs, a championship winning swimmer who hails from Hungary, where all great swimmers come from. Right? Um, probably not, but Agnes Kovacs comes from there, and she’s great — or at least, really great to look at.

Ah, the Hilton sisters. If I had to be stuck on an island with one of them, I would probably choose Nicky Hilton. Why? Because I’m guessing that Nicky Hilton won’t be constantly running around the island looking for cameras to pose in front of, and she wouldn’t be constantly trying to convince me she could sing, act, dance, or all the other things that people do to get famous. Nicky Hilton looks pretty good in a two-piece bikini, too, although I will admit that the girl could use a little meat on her bones. Or at least work out. Nicky Hilton seems to be sporting one of those bodies that is skinny because of lack of food, and not because of a good diet or exercise plan. Not that I’m complaining, mind you…

It’s been a while since we’ve seen a little (or a lot, as it were) of Michele Merkin, and in fact the last time I saw her anywhere was on one of those late-night talk shows. I’m not sure which one, my memory being kinda crappy and all that. So what’s Michele Merkin, who shows up in Esquire here, been doing with her very fine self? She’s been the host of a show called Celebrity Drive-By and the host of something called Star Tomorrow (the fact that I’ve never heard of them probably means they’re not very popular, since as we all know, I am the final word in popularity). Anyhoo, here’s Michele back and looking better than ever in Esquire.

Now I don’t know who our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, Karsai Zita, is, and hell, I’m not even sure if the girl really is Romanian or if she’s Czech or, for that matter, Swedish despite the brunette hair. But what I do know is that the girl looks pretty damn good, and in the end, isn’t that all that matters? You can keep your smart girls, your nerdy girls, your Tiny Fey and your Angelina Jolies, but just keep me a completely random foreign girl who knows how to fill up a bra and panties, and I’ll give you a totally gratuitous posting on the site. Yup, that’s how we like to roll around these here parts.

Now I don’t really know if Argentinian model Liz Solari qualifies to be in our Random Supermodel of the Day, as I’m not sure if she really is a supermodel and whatnot, but um, since supermodels are very hard to come by, I’m going to bend the rules a bit and slot Liz Solari into the category anyway. If you have a problem with that, eat an apple and then punch yourself in the face, because let’s face it, any hot girl in her bra and panties is a good thing, regardless of which category I put her in. Now shut yer yappin’ and start her oglin’.