14-11-2007 | Emily Van Camp
Is it a coincidence that most of the Canadian actresses that show up on American television just seems to have that natural glow about them that their American counterparts can’t hope to duplicate? I don’t know, maybe. It could just be the fact that it’s really cold up North, or maybe these very natural looking girls, like Emily Van Camp, just happened to be the exception whether than the rule. Whatever the case, Emily Van Camp can add herself to the list of lovely girls who have broken their way to our stinkin’ American hearts on shows like Everwood and now, as Rebecca Harper on the ABC show Brothers & Sisters.
Man, this is just so wrong. Seriously, if there was a meter for righteousness and wrongness, this would be right up there with Totally Frakkin Wrong. I mean, holy crap. It’s some video of a guy name Rocky who goes around challenging and fighting, well, kids, thus earning him the moniker, “Child Beater”. It’s all a goof, of course, but the way Rocky is throwing those kids around — holy crap, that is just so wrong, man. Funny as hell, but oh so wrong. So am I bad guy for laughing at this? I mean, it’s so blasted funny! But, again, it’s just so wrong, man, so wrong on so many levels…
Aussie hotness Kylie Minogue is coming out with a new album called “X”, her tenth studio album (and first in four years) that will be released to the masses on November 26, 2007. Producers on the record include Bloodshy & Avant, Guy Chambers, Cathy Dennis, Richard Stannard, and Calvin Harris. The first single released off the album will be “2 Hearts”. She’s also doing the TV biz, with The Kylie Show, which was broadcast on the UK channel ITV1, and features Kylie in skits and what have you. And as if that wasn’t enough, the girl will be hosting the French reality TV show, Star Academy, next November along with French-Canadian diva Celine Dion. Damn, that’s one busy gal!
Cute girls who are also tech savvy intrigues me to no end. I don’t know what it is about a pretty girl who can put together a website; not just that, but can blog on the fly like Kristin Sloan, who talks about how she blogs in-between costume changes in this iPod commercial. The commercial actually doesn’t do Kristin justice; she’s a lot prettier in other pictures that I’ve found of her on the net. Her website is thewinger.com, but it’s hella busy, so good luck trying to get on it! I’m pretty sure that everytime Kristin’s commercial comes on, the site gets swamped with traffic. Wish I had that kind of problem…
According to her entry in Wikipedia, Australian beauty Ada Nicodemou is mostly known for playing the role of Leah Patterson-Baker in the Aussie soap opera Home and Away, which is a soap I personally never miss, and of course by “never miss” I mean I’ve never seen. Fans of the The Matrix might also have seen Ada Nicodemou in the Wachowski brotherse cyberpunk movie The Matrix. You remember her, don’t you? She was the “white rabbit girl” that Neo followed to the club, where he met Trinity, and all manner of stupidity — er, I mean, coolness — ensue as a result. Anyways, that’s Ada Nicodemou. Enjoy.
French actress Virginie Ledoyen’s big Hollywood break came when she starred as the female lead in the 2000 movie The Beach. If the title of the movie sounds familiar, it’s because it starred Leonardo DiCaprio, but even then, the movie was a major flop at the box office, effectively killing all hopes of Virginie Ledoyen becoming a known name in the U.S. Which is totally our loss, because the little lass has continued to make movies in her native France, starring in films like, well, the titles are all in French, and I’m terrible with French, so you know, just take my word for it. Ahem, here are some more Virginie Ledoyen to enjoy. The French are such lovely dishes, aren’t they?
According to her bio on IMDB.com, our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, German socialite Cora Schumacher is married to Ralf Schumacher, a Formula 1 race car driver. What’s a Formula 1 race car? Well, they’re not like NASCAR, in that the F1 cars are those small, low-to-the-ground cars, and not stock cars, like the ones used in NASCAR. (I’m guessing, of course; it’s not like I watch any of these racing things. They’re tedious and boring as hell.) And also according to her bio on IMDB.com, Cora Schumacher has the distinction of ranking #4 in German FHM’s “100 Unsexiest Women in the World” in 2006. That, in case you don’t realize, is an insult. What’s so “unsexy” about Cora? She’s pretty damn hot in my opinion.
You gotta love Olivia Munn. How could you not? She’s a super hot woman who knows what geeks like, and she doesn’t mind giving it to us. Geeks love girls in Slave Princess Leia costumes, so what does she do? That’s right, she dresses up as Slave Princess Leia, gold bikini and all. And of course, what geek, or just men in general, doesn’t love the fact that the new Bionic Woman is pretty hot, but there’s just one thing missing — lesbianism! So check out Olivia Munn in The Lesbionic Woman, a G4 Attack of the Show parody of the NBC sci-fi series. And yes, there is a scene where Olivia Munn makes out with a girl, tongue action and all. Oh Lord, thank you for giving me eyes… 
I actually remember our Brit Babe Alison Armitage from her appearance on the short-lived TV show Acapulco H.E.A.T. (the HEAT standing for “Hemisphere Emergency Action Team”, of course, but then again, you probably already knew that), although I had no idea who she really was. Well, it’s time to fix that, and according to Wikipedia, Alison Armitage is a British actress from High Wycombe, England who went by the pseudonym Brittany York once upon a time. Some of her American work includes appearances in Jerry Maguire, Driven, and the hit comedy Seinfeld. I’m guessing she played a super hot British girl who was way out of Jerry’s league on the show, but maybe I’m wrong.
Mary Elizabeth Winstead’s star is rising faster than Michael Jackson at a school playground, and we’re not surprised at all. We liked this little lady when she was in the latest Final Destination sequel, and we loved her in Live Free or Die Hard, the latest Die Hard sequel. She was also great in Quentin Tarantino’s Death Proof, one-half of that Grind House movie, and we’re sure she’s going to look like a million bucks when her spread in FHM Magazine comes out on newsstands everywhere very soon. And if this one-shot ad for her upcoming appearance is any indication, this is going to be good. Of course, I could be wrong. I’ve been very disappointed by a lot of mainstream actresses’ appearance in FHM and Maxim lately. Let’s hope Mary Elizabeth Winstead doesn’t let us down.
Michela Coppa is an Italian model with long legs and an amazing bikini body. Which would seem to be a necessity for the job, right? I mean, what kind of a model, or a bikini model, could you be if you didn’t have a great or amazing bikini body? It would be like me going to work as a pro NFL football player. I’d get killed! But I digress. I don’t know all that much about Michela Coppa, except that she’s Italian and she hosts Italy’s version of MTV’s Total Request Live, at least according to IMDB.com. And as we all know, if you can’t trust IMDB.com, who can you trust? They’re like, God or something. Anyways, Michela Coppa has really long legs, and looks really good in a bikini. 
If you don’t know the name Isabel Lucas, don’t worry, it’s not your fault. She’s another one of the pretty Australian actresses that are snatching up jobs all over Hollywood, and why not? If there’s one thing Hollywood can always use, it’s more of the down-home good looks of these Australians. God knows we could use them to replace our skanky ones, like Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, etc. Compared to Australian beauties like Isabel Lucas, Hilton and Lohan looks like has-been and used up rags. Pretty soon, you’ll no doubt know who Isabel Lucas is when she co-stars in the vampire movie Daybreakers with Ethan Hawke. When you notice her in the film, you can always tell your buddy that you first saw her here.
In case you’ve been living under a rock, or just a really, really big sand pebble, then you already know that the Spice Girls have reunited for another trip around the concert rack. That’s right, Geri Halliwell, Melanie Chisholm, Emma Bunton, Melanie Brown and Victoria Beckham are back, and they look hotter than ever. Their first single as a group again will be the song “Headlines”, which one should assume has something to do with the girls being in the headlines over the years. I’m guessing Beckham has more headlines than the rest of the girls put together, but hopefully she’ll show good taste and not mention this to the girls during the music video shoot. Speaking of which, here are promos from that music video. Very nice.
I first noticed actress Lindsey McKeon when she guest-starred on the second season of the WB show Supernatural. She also had a very enticing role in the crappy B-horror movie Shredder. After perusing her IMDB.com profile, it appears out blonde beauty is quite the TV veteran, with roles in everything from Save by Bell to the daytime soap Guiding Light to her credit. She’s also guest-starred in hit shows like CSI: Miami, Veronica Mars, and Without a Trace. And she’s only 25 years old! Man, when I was 25 years old, I could barely watch more than 5 TV shows a year; Lindsey McKeon has actually been in twice that much! Here’s what I could find of her. Not bad, huh? 
What a great Sunday. Somebody finally knocked the Ohio State Buckeyes off their vastly overrated throne (way to go, Fighting Illini!) yesterday, and the Longhorns are once again moving up the rankings. We’re hoping they’ll re-enter the Top 10 very soon, making this a great Sunday, post-Saturday College Football day. And wait, what’s this? Some pictures of the luscious, too wonderful for words Sofia Vergara to top off the weekend? Yes, it’s true, the world is looking up, and pretty soon we’ll all be given free Red Bulls without having to pay $10 a can for them. I’m not the only one who pays $10 a can, right? Anyhoo. Some Sofia Vergara to close out your weekend.
By now you might have heard that Wesley Snipes is currently on trial for tax evasion charges. If not, well, then you just don’t appreciate the Blade movies, which means you have no taste in movies. Well, with the exception of the third Blade movie. That one just sucked donkey balls. Here’s your Wesley Snipes on Trial update (cue theme music!): Snipes wants the court to move his trial out of central Florida because he believes it’s too racist. No, really. 
So when I heard that Evangeline Lilly has split up with her fiance from Lost (you know, the short Scottish guy?), I was waiting for her phone call, but for some reason it never came. Oh well. I’d prefer to get a call from Kristen Bell anyways, who according to the tabloids have since split up with her boyfriend. I don’t know the guy’s name, I don’t know what he looks like, I only know that Kristen Bell is now single and ready to mingle, and I’m giving out my phone number. Call me, Kristen! (Or write. You can just write, if you want. We can start a long-distance correspondence, and then you can “accidentally” show up in my city, and then we’d go out for coffee, and then one thing would lead to another…) Gee, I better fix up my basement!
I have yet to see Nicole Scherzinger take a bad picture, and this new spread in the German version of Maxim Magazine is no exception. So how is Nicole doing now that she ditched those dogs from The Pussycat Dolls for some solo effort? I have no idea. I haven’t heard any of her singles, and I can’t stand those songs that mixes hip-hop with regular singing. You know what I’m talking about, that crap that they always do. I can’t stand that. But I digress. What the hell am I talking about music for? We’re talking about Nicole Scherzinger in Maxim here. Let’s get on with the business at hand, shall we?
You know, if I was a lesser man, I would have all kinds of nutty (i.e. really, really funny) captions for this picture of Carrie Underwood at the Country Music Awards show, where she apparently won a ton of awards. Or two, actually. I think she won two. Maybe she won more, but she just couldn’t hold both of them up at once. Which leads me to our Most Phallic Picture of the Day, which just happens to involve the oh-so-sweet Carrie Underwood backstage at the CMA proudly displaying her hardware and, um, eliciting all kinds of bad imagery in my mind. I am so going to hell.