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Your Weekend Send-off is courtesy of Australian supermodel Miranda Kerr posing for pictures in a bikini. Because what else are supermodels from Australia supposed to do? Exactly. Anyways, I personally think Miranda Kerr is a tad too thin, and she really gets away with being that stick thin because of the face, cause let’s face it, that’s one hot face. Anyways, it’s not like I’d kick her out of bed or anything. One, she is a supermodel, and two, I’m just not strong enough to kick people out of bed. Heck, sometimes I have trouble getting out of bed myself, but that’s neither here nor there, so pretend like I didn’t say anything.

You gotta love models who get caught by the paparazzi on the beach. While your average hot celebrity is pouting and trying to hide the goods, the models just smile and pose a bit. Hey, if you got it, flaunt it. Plus, they’re kind of used to people taking pictures of them, I suppose, which is good for us. Here’s Adrianne Curry on the beach showing off some killer beach bikini body. Really, that is one righteous bod there. Adrianne Curry, incidentally, is the only person to ever win that America’s Next Top Model show that has anything resembling a, well, top model career. What I’m trying to say is, that show is useless and they should just, you know, stop.

Keira Knightley looks pretty damn good in a corset, which is ironic because without a corset and their wonderbra powers, Keira Knightley is flat as a board. Hell, I think I have bigger boobies than Ms. Knightley, but the fact that I’m a guy sorta makes that not so hot. Anyways, as a tribute to the power of the ancient wonderbra aka the corset, here’s Mondays with Keira Knightley in a corset. So how exactly does this help you to survive your Monday? Easy, just picture your boss wearing one. Works for me. (P.S. It helps if your boss is a chick.)

Your Weekend Send-off is brought to you by “Fast and Furious” star Jordana Brewster. You know, it sucks that Jordana Brewster is not more famous than she currently is, but then again, it sucks that girls make me work for the good stuff. It’s deep thoughts like that that keep me up at nights, I hope you guys are taking notes. In any case, here’s Jordana Brewster by the pool. Why she doesn’t just jump in, I don’t know. It’s hot as hell where I live, and if I had a pool, I’d jump right in. I mean, come on, Jordana, what up with that? But I guess when you’re hot, you can do whatever you want. Works for me.

The gorgeous January Jones has been in a lot of movies, and is one of the regular stars of AMC’s Mad Men TV show, but to be honest with you, I haven’t seen her in a whole lot except the “American Pie” movies. I’m sure she’s a good actress, or maybe I’m just giving her the benefit of the doubt because, did I mention, she’s incredibly attractive. Check out the latest batch of January Jones modeling pics, these from the Italian edition of GQ magazine. True story: GQ? It actually stands for Good Quarters because the founder is a football fan. True story.

Wow, has it been that long since we dived into the clear blue wonders that is the Australian continent? It’s a continent, you know. A whole country is also a whole continent. It’s like me and awesomeness. Yes, there’s me, and there’s awesomeness, but you can’t have one without the other. That’s just how it is, kiddies. Anyways, where was I? Oh right, today’s dive into Aussie hotness has come up with TV personality, actress, and model Annalise Braakensiek of Sydney, New South Wales, Australia. She’s best known as Claudia Macpherson in the Aussie TV sitcom Pizza. Which, incidentally, I just ate, and man, is my stomach acting up…

Talk about every fanboy’s wet dream. Scarlett Johansson is already right up there without ever slipping on the tight black pleather, but how are the poor fanboys going to restrain themselves when Scarlett Johansson shows up onscreen in “Iron Man 2″ in full Black Widow garb? We’re talking ultra tight black pleather here, folks. Plus, the hair is kinda hot, too. Some pics of Scarlett Johansson in the upcoming “Iron Man 2″. Is it just me, or is the pic where she’s just in a dress “working” even sexier than the one where she’s dressed up as the Black Widow?

Your daily dose of lingerie goodness is brought to you this Thursday by South African model Jenna Pietersen. She’s what the kids would call hot. As oppose to ugly. Which, let me be clear, she’s not. I mean, look at her, she’s like the opposite of ugly. What I’m trying to say is, don’t go reading things into this post that doesn’t exist. I’m warning you! Anyhoo, grab yourself some Jenna Pietersen lingerie moment and sit back and relax. See, it’s ties like this that makes life worth living. That and beer. And chicks. And football. And TV…

Bikini pictures of celebs are pretty standard fare on the Interwebs nowadays, but you don’t see Jennifer Connelly bikini pictures all that much, if at all, which makes these pretty special. Back in the day, when she was just starting out, Jennifer Connelly was smoking hot. She’s still looking pretty good now, actually, and the whole MILF status just makes it that much hotter. Check out Jennifer and the family at the beach, but minus pictures of the family, of course. We’re not weird or anything, after all.

To be honest with ya, I’m not sure why Eliza Dushku isn’t more famous. Sure, every geek knows who she is, but if you’re not of that persuasion, you have no clue. Maybe it’s her last name. Dushku. That sounds like the name of a “Die Hard” sequel bad guy, doesn’t it? Or something your mom warns you not to touch as a kid. “Billy, don’t you dare touch that Dushku! Don’t make me warn you again, mister!” Etc. Of course if they took a look at this Dushku, they’d realize there is nothing to fear, except for that sudden tightness in your pants, I mean. Here’s Eliza Dushku in the latest issue of FHM looking all hot and junk.

Olivia Munn in a building full of geeks. It’s munny. Get it? Whatever.

I still can’t believe Lucas let them do this. I mean, the dude won’t let me have wet dreams about Star Wars without sending me a cease and desist letter. Sure, the wet dreams involved Princess Leia in that gold bikini, Jabba the Hutt, and Dark Vadar when he was a young pup, but still…

Oh, the Norwegians. Is there anything they haven’t given us? Okay, so I don’t really know what the Norwegians have given us in the past, but at least now we can add model Jani Askevold to that ever-growing list of, er, one? Anyways, Jani Askevold is a model, and a lingerie model at that. Here she is bringing the Tuesday lingerie goodness. The Norwegian hottie stands a whopping 5′10″, which is taller than me, and I’m pretty tall. Okay, that last part is a lie. I’m actually very short. Don’t mock me! Anyways, enjoy.

Aside from its star, I don’t think the people who used to be on Joss Whedon’s Angel has actually done a whole lot. I know Boreanaz has his own successful show again, and the guy who plays the vampire is doing stuff with science fiction. Plus, the girl who showed up briefly as Angel’s vampire girlfriend is on that show Dexter, but as for the rest, not so much. Amy Ackers used to be one of those people, then she joined Whedon’s other show Dollhouse. Hopefully we’ll see more of her. She is, as the kids, say, real purty. Evidence to back this up below.

Man, does it get any hotter than Alessandra Ambrosio? Probably not, but I’m sure in a year or so there will be an even hotter girl come out of Brazil, where they pump out these girls like that Octomom chick pumps out kids. Sorry about that, that was my lame attempt to reference someone in the news like I’m Dennis Miller or something. Anyways, here’s Alessandra Ambrosio on the runway in lingerie to send you off into the weekend. And remember, kids, don’t drink and drive. Unless of course you have to. A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do, right?

Patton Oswalt as an honest to goodness friggin’ actor. Who knew?

It’s not everyday you get a supermodel who can compete with the Brazilians and the Czechs, and have her be Asian to boot. Okay, there isn’t a whole lot of Asian supermodels out there, actually, but that’s not going to stop Jarah Mariano from convincing you that there should be lots more. Besides doing the Sports Illustrated thing, our girl Jarah has broaden her horizons with appearances in rap music videos and Old Navy TV commercials. And of course, don’t forget, she’s been a recurring character in my fantasies for a while now, but you probably don’t care about that. Whatever.

It’s always nice to get a visit from a hottie in one of our neighbors to the South. That’s Mexico for those of you not as well-versed in geography as I am. Don’t hurt yourself, that’s why I’m here. Anyways, our Latin Flavor of the Day is Mexican TV personality Montserrat Olivier. The name makes you think of some guy with a mustache, but that all changes when you see Montserrat Olivier in person. Or in pictures. The woman ain’t no man, and she ain’t got no mustache. At least, not that we can see, ahem.

Predictably, King “Sore Loser” James gets a primo spot on the list.

Wow, remember Katharine McPhee? You know, American Idol? Hot brunette with legs that goes forever and a killer smile? The face and bod ain’t bad either, of course. Not sure if she’s given up on the singing career or what, but she’s certainly doing a lot of movies nowadays. And really, when you’re this drop dead gorgeous, singing is a waste of those good looks. So here’s Katharine on the set of her latest movie, “You May Not Kiss the Bride”, which is apparently a beach bikini scene. Yup, definitely another movie I have to see. On DVD, of course. You know I can’t be caught dead seeing a romcom in the theaters, it would like destroy my reputation and junk.