The Random Stuff of Interests Page

Aside from its star, I don’t think the people who used to be on Joss Whedon’s Angel has actually done a whole lot. I know Boreanaz has his own successful show again, and the guy who plays the vampire is doing stuff with science fiction. Plus, the girl who showed up briefly as Angel’s vampire girlfriend is on that show Dexter, but as for the rest, not so much. Amy Ackers used to be one of those people, then she joined Whedon’s other show Dollhouse. Hopefully we’ll see more of her. She is, as the kids, say, real purty. Evidence to back this up below.

Man, does it get any hotter than Alessandra Ambrosio? Probably not, but I’m sure in a year or so there will be an even hotter girl come out of Brazil, where they pump out these girls like that Octomom chick pumps out kids. Sorry about that, that was my lame attempt to reference someone in the news like I’m Dennis Miller or something. Anyways, here’s Alessandra Ambrosio on the runway in lingerie to send you off into the weekend. And remember, kids, don’t drink and drive. Unless of course you have to. A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do, right?

Patton Oswalt as an honest to goodness friggin’ actor. Who knew?

It’s not everyday you get a supermodel who can compete with the Brazilians and the Czechs, and have her be Asian to boot. Okay, there isn’t a whole lot of Asian supermodels out there, actually, but that’s not going to stop Jarah Mariano from convincing you that there should be lots more. Besides doing the Sports Illustrated thing, our girl Jarah has broaden her horizons with appearances in rap music videos and Old Navy TV commercials. And of course, don’t forget, she’s been a recurring character in my fantasies for a while now, but you probably don’t care about that. Whatever.

It’s always nice to get a visit from a hottie in one of our neighbors to the South. That’s Mexico for those of you not as well-versed in geography as I am. Don’t hurt yourself, that’s why I’m here. Anyways, our Latin Flavor of the Day is Mexican TV personality Montserrat Olivier. The name makes you think of some guy with a mustache, but that all changes when you see Montserrat Olivier in person. Or in pictures. The woman ain’t no man, and she ain’t got no mustache. At least, not that we can see, ahem.

Predictably, King “Sore Loser” James gets a primo spot on the list.

Wow, remember Katharine McPhee? You know, American Idol? Hot brunette with legs that goes forever and a killer smile? The face and bod ain’t bad either, of course. Not sure if she’s given up on the singing career or what, but she’s certainly doing a lot of movies nowadays. And really, when you’re this drop dead gorgeous, singing is a waste of those good looks. So here’s Katharine on the set of her latest movie, “You May Not Kiss the Bride”, which is apparently a beach bikini scene. Yup, definitely another movie I have to see. On DVD, of course. You know I can’t be caught dead seeing a romcom in the theaters, it would like destroy my reputation and junk.

Lisa Gleave is a former Deal or No Deal model. You know, one of those girls who hold the suitcase and wait for idiots to call out the briefcase number, and then they open it, and the idiot decides if he wants a couple of free thousand dollars or to keep playing, and the idiots always invariably keep playing and end up losing it all? Yeah, that show. Actually, I’m not sure if Lisa Gleave left the show or if she’s still on it. Yes, I suppose I could do some research and find out, but whatever, you ain’t the boss of me. Lisa Gleave brings the Wednesday lingerie goodness.

Groovy beats. Freaky vids. You know, classic German shit.

Let me guess, you have no idea who Brendha Haddad is, do you? You’re such a dummy head! Anyways, that makes two of us. What I do know about Brendha Haddad is that she recently showed up on the pages of Mexico’s version of Maxim, so from that scant little evidence, I’m going to go with the assumption that she comes to us with some Latina flavor to her. I could be wrong, of course, but I’ve never let that stop me before. Check out some Brendha Haddad and call me in the morning. No, wait, don’t call me. What are we, friends now?

I have a love-hate relationship with Summer. For one, Summer is just so, well, Summerific. Meaning, scorching heat, especially where I live. But then again, the heat also drives the hotties of Hollywood over to Hawaii, where they do the two-piece bikini thing and frolick about on the beach. There’s nothing hotter than celebrities frolicking about on the beach, let me tell you. Here’s Nicole Scherzinger, who we haven’t heard from in a while, reminding us that there was a reason we are so obsessed with her to begin with. One word: holy shit that’s a hot bikini body!

Everyone with eyes knows that Kate Hudson has always had one of the best bodies in all of Hollywood. It’s not like it’s all genetics, too, though there’s certainly some of that. The girl just works hard on keeping that body tight and hot, and it pays off whenever she slips on a bikini and does the beach frolicking thing that we love so much from our hot celebrities. Anyways, here’s your Monday post, with a seductive looking Kate Hudson. Hey, you thought I just make these post headlines up for no reasons? This’ll show you.

Your Weekend Send-off is brought to you by Vanessa Minnillo. Hey, remember Vanessa Minnillo? You know, the pretty girl who used to date that Nick Lachey guy? You remember Nick Lachey, right? He used to be a member of some band. Or something. Anyways, it’s been ages since anyone cared about Lachey, but there’s no denying that the man had taste. After that whole Jessica Simpson debacle, Lachey latched onto Vanessa Minnillo (get it? lached onto? heh), and here are three good reasons why. In a word, hot. Bikini wearing hot, which is the best kind of hot.

It’s not his fault, his parents are making him look like a friggin’ retard that’s poor to his friends. Plus, it was only $200 bucks, so whatever.

So what separates our Random Model of the Day Jani Askevold from your average Victoria’s Secret supermodel? Well, the fact that I had no idea who she was until I ran into her pictures sorta does it. Then agian, it’s not like I’m the guy who gets to decide who is a supermodel or not. I mean, sure, I’m pretty awesome, and I’ve been known to be pretty special, but even I ain’t that powerful. Anyways, so here are some pics of Norwegian model Jani Askevold. She’s definitely going places. Preferably straight to my basement.

Have you been watching ABC’s Wipeout competition TV show? No? What are you, stupid? Jill Wagner is the sideline reporter on the show, and she must be reading my dream journal, because Jill always ends up wearing the skimpiest shirt on the show to show off her incredible midriff. But guess what? Jill Wagner also has a great upstairs. Here she is on the Jimmy Kimmel show showing off a fantastic looking rack. Look, folks, you gotta watch Wipeout. It’s not just hilarious as all get out, but Jill Wagner is friggin smoking on the show. And yeah, those legs ain’t bad, either.

Hot celebs who spend most of their time covered in in the latest fashion wear finally gets to drop all the pretenses of sophistication and show off that body they’ve been slaving over in the gym with their personal trailer all this time. What’s hotter than that? Well the sun, but that’s not the point. There’s no one hotter in all of MILFdom than Kelly Ripa, and if you don’t agree with that, then you need a good swift kick in the arse. That’s how the Brits say it, I believe. I’m kind of British that way, especially on Thursday. By the by, how hot is it that you can tell Kelly Ripa has an outie? Mama mia!

So can she actually act or what? Who the hell knows, and who the hell cares.

Kylie Minogue is hot, but Kylie Minogue in tight jeans is hotter. I’m not crazy about the metal things connected to those jeans, though. What’s that about? Didn’t miscellaneous chain stuff hooking onto jeans went out with the ’80s? Or ’90s? I remember we used to think this was cool. It’s not. Although it doesn’t look too bad on Kylie Minogue. Then again, she is Kylie Minogue, and most of us aren’t. So, you know, the lesson here is, everybody else, don’t try the chains with the jeans unless you’re a famous pop singer with a killer bod.

Haven’t seen much of Brooke Burns for a while. A while ago she was in the tabloids every day because she was dating Bruce Willis, but that eventually ended, and now Brooke Burns is, well, I haven’t a clue. She was in a show called North Shore a few years ago that didn’t go anywhere. Which is too bad, because if these promos from North Shore are any indication, apparently Brooke Burns went through the show wearing a bikini. And let me tell you, this is one smoking hot lady, with the statuesque physique of an Amazonian goddess. Please to enjoy some Brooke Burns bikini goodness.