The Random Stuff of Interests Page

Like a lot of the actresses out there that Hollywood deems “beautiful”, Julia Roberts is one of those women who are very hit-and-miss with me. (Another is Sarah Jessica Parker, in case you were wondering.) Oftentimes Julia Roberts just looks way too, well, raw to me; those high cheekbones can be pretty scary, and that mouth of hers, wow, when she goes for that trademark laugh — brrrrrr. But you know what? Julia Roberts is looking goooooooood here. I don’t know if it’s the photographer or the surroundings or the fact that Julia Roberts has her mouth closed during most of the shoot, but yeah, I can see why people fall all over themselves to praise her looks. Not bad, not bad at all.

I can’t believe I’ve gone years on this site and I’ve never posted a single picture of Louise Glover. What am I, retarded? (Wait, don’t answer that.) Anyhoo, Louise Glover is our Brit Babe for the day, and yes, I’m guessing that her impressive chest has something to do with her popularity in her native England. The 5′5″ bundle of sexiness from St Helens, England boasts 34D breasts (paid for by her family as a Christmas present when she was 20, no less!) and a signed contract with a Swedish record label. You know, to sing. She was supposed to land in the States as one of the WWE Divas, but apparently that didn’t go through. Such is the luck of a super babe.

So where has former American Idol Kimberly Caldwell been keeping herself lately? I haven’t seen a whole lot of her since the first season of American Idol, and there was a bikini shoot a while back, but since then, not so much. Well that changed earlier tonight when I spotted Kimberly Caldwell back in her hometown of Houston, Texas singing the national anthem at the Texans-Bronocs game on the NFL Network, and let me just say — wow, the woman is still gorgeous, with a stunning singing voice. I don’t know why Kimberly Caldwell hasn’t released a CD yet, or if she did, why it didn’t go big. She’s got a great voice, the kind made for love ballads and soulful music.

Hey there, Knight Rider fans. Wait, there are self-admitted Knight Rider fans out there, right? I know I used to watch the show as a youngster, but I wouldn’t be caught dead admitting to people that I used to like that show. Mind you, not that I hate it, or dislike those of you who adore the show, it’s just that — well, it’s kind of a dumb show, isn’t it? A talking car? Come ON. Anyhoo. They’re remaking the thing, and here’s what the new KITT will look like. Like it? Hate it? Eh, don’t tell me about it, I don’t wanna know. Not that I’m judging you or anything, it’s just that — well, okay, I am judging you, actually, and the verdict is NOT good. Head on below to see what the new Knight Rider’s KITT looks like.

When Will Ferrell slips on the fake ’stache and stands in front of the Jeopardy board, it’s good times had by all. There’s a running gag where Alex Trebek is constantly in a battle against Sean Connery, played by Darrell Hammond. Faux Connery is always making sexual innuendos and faux Trebek is constantly exasperated by the stupidity of the celebrity contestants. Oh sure, there are other faux celebrities in the skits, but it’s all about Trebek vs. Connery. There are tons of SNL’s Jeopardy skits all over YouTube, so I’d recommend checking out as many as possible because they’re all gold. Here’s one to get you started.

If I have this correctly, in the upcoming sci-fi sequel “Aliens vs. Predator 2: Requiem” (don’t know why they needed the ‘Requiem’ part, but hey, whatever makes them happy, right?), former 24 babe Reiko Aylesworth plays a soldier returning home to her small Colorado town who ends up having to fight both the Predators and Aliens because those pesky aliens are once again back at it. Man, first Reiko gets blown up on 24, and now she has to battle alien monsters? What’s a girl gotta do to get some respect in Hollywood? Check out some stills of Reiko from the movie. Hot, hot, HOT.

As my five or so daily visitors know, my Spanish begins and ends with the word “hola”, which of course means “Dude, where’s my car?” Because, you know, I lost my car once in Mexico and that’s what people kept saying to me, so that’s what it has to mean, right? Anyhoo. Our Latin Flavor of the day is Andrea Garcia, who if the entry for a “Andrea Garcia” on IMDB.com is correct, means she’s an actress from Mexico who has been in the TV shows “Código postal”, “Pantera, El”, and something called “Al diablo con los guapos”. Then again, if that isn’t her, nevermind.

On her official website, our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, Slovakia’s own Martina Schindler writes: “Many people consider me to be an “ice queen”, although I’m really not like that. But when I have to stand in front of the cameras, I find it hard to show my true emotions and I don’t want to force them out of me.” Hey, Martina, I know how you feel, doll. Whenever I’m in front of the camera, I get this weird need to take off my clothes, and people keep telling me that that’s not polite or something lame like that. I mean, come on, you gotta do what you gotta do, right?

English model Nell McAndrew is a dirty girl. No, not in the sense that Christina Aguilera tried desperately to be “drrrty” back in her “I don’t wanna be innocent anymo!” phase. Dirty in the sense that, even covered in dirty for a photoshoot, Nell McAndrew is still smoking hot. Seriously, I don’t know what this woman would have to do to NOT be super hot, but I don’t want to find out. Or, if I do end up finding out, I’m going to pretend I didn’t, because frankly, I’d rather have the fantasy of Nell McAndrew in her uber gorgeous glory than the alternative. That’s just how I like to roll, yo.

If you happen to stumble across FOX’s hit new sitcom Back to You, you might have asked yourself who the hot brunette with the impressive rack and killer comedic timings was. No, I’m not talking about Patricia Heaton, although she certainly qualifies, but rather Ayda Field, who plays weather girl Montana on the show. You may recall Ayda Field from her stint on the Blue Collar variety TV show, but perhaps not (and if not, you’re luckier than I, because I actually watched some of that stuff). Tune in to Back to you on FOX on Wednesdays for more Ayda Field. She is, as the kids say, packin’ heat, especially in these promos for the show.

Well it had to happen, kids. Some one has finally managed to impregnate Jessica Alba and ruin her for men everywhere. People.com says that they have confirmed that Alba is indeed preggers with assistant director Cash Warren’s lovechild. The two met and started dating in 2004 when they both worked on the set of the Godawful “Fantastic Four” movie. I guess crappy moviemaking wasn’t enough to mire their smoldering love. Jessica Alba is 26, Warren is 28, and now stop what you’re doing and listen to men everywhere weep in disgust. No more Jessica Alba bikini pictures for a while, I reckon, so these will have to do for now…

One word: Holy crap, this is weird. What the hell were the Wachowski brothers (well, one brother and one sister, now, that one of them went and got his you-know-what snipped off in favor of a you-know-what) sniffing when they shot this thing? It looks like what they were probably intending: an animated movie made in live-action. But if they wanted to make an animated movie in the first place, why didn’t they just, um, do one? Why make it live-action/super-trippy-weird? Oh well, check out the trailer for yourself and judge. Go go Speed Racer go go?

Those wacky Japanese. You can always count on them to do something weird, whether it be the outlandish premises of their game shows, or what to do with their robots. In this case, robot battles! Well, actually, robot punching and kicking and whatnot. Nothing so far out like flying robots shooting photons at each other or anything, I’m guessing that’s still a few years ago. Knowing the Japanese, that’s exactly what they’re aiming for very shortly. Check out a couple of Japan’s “robot battles”. And yes, it’s all official and stuff.

Why more Sonya Kraus? Because when you find something good, why not get more of it? It’s simple math, isn’t it? Kind of like, “Wow, this cheese cake tastes really good, I gotta get me more!” Or if you’re a car guy, you can change cheese cake with, like, a car or something. Okay, maybe it doesn’t really work all that much with a car, but it does work with the cheese cake example. Right? Um, anyways, here’s more of Sonya Kraus, hailing from German TV, because as we all know, German TV rocks. (Even though I’ve never seen it, I’m sure it does rock.)

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is Gigi Ravelli, who hails from Laren, Noord-Holland, Netherlands, which makes her, er, a Netherman. Or is that Dutch? Yeah, I think Dutch sounds a lot more correct. In any case, she’s an actress, most famous for playing Lorena Gonzalez on the TV show “Goede tijden, slechte tijden”, which as we all know, translates into the English as “Good Times, Bad Times”. Which, incidentally, is also what my girlfriends call the time they’re with me and times we’ve broken up, except, er, in reverse order. Say what? Um, nevermind. Check out Gigi Ravelli.

Tennis babe Nicole Vaidisova is not Russian, but if she wanted to pretend to be one, I don’t think anyone would bat an eye. Check out the stats: tall, leggy, athletic, and blonde. And oh yeah, she can swing a mean racket. Basically, all the ingredients to pose as a Russian tennis star. Now I don’t know why she would ever end up posing as a Russian tennis player, but you know, in case the Czech Government came to her and asked her to pose as one to infiltrate a Russian spy syndicate or something like that — er, yeah, this is going nowhere. Anyways, more of Nicole Vaidisova. Please to enjoy.

Oh, Michael Vick. So talented, so elusive, so … FRAKKIN’ STUPID. Here’s Michael Vick’s train of thought: “Gee, since I make millions and millions throwing a little pigskin around and doing commercials, why don’t I dabble a little in dog fighting? Because, you know, that’s fun and whatnot.” You dumb ass moron. Michael Vick has gotten himself a 23-month sentence for dogfighting charges in a Virginia courtroom earlier this week. He’ll probably be able to make parole in half that time (if not less), but will the NFL take him back? Or more to the point, will anyone not living in Atlanta take him back?

Would it shock you if I told you that our Random Supermodel of the day Anastassija Makarenko is a Russian? It does? What, you didn’t get “Russian” when you saw the tall leggy body, the blonde hair, and that icy cold stare that is parts scary and parts hot? Or hey, how about the fact that she’s 5′11″, and we haven’t seen a 5′11″ blonde Goddess hailing from anywhere except — um, Russia? Or thereabouts. In any case, yes, Anastassija Makarenko is a Russian more known for her International work then her domestic portfolio. God willing, that will change soon, cause we sure would like to see more of her.

Our Latin Flavor for the day is model Barbara Herrera, who hails from Lima, Peru, where I’m told they make really good lima beans. Right? Well, that’s what I heard, anyway. I could be wrong, of course, and in fact I probably am, but what are you gonna do? Can’t be right all the time. Barbara has done work for Abercrombie & Fitch, Bloomingdales, Honora, Kohl’s, Macy’s, Nordstrom, and my personal favorite, modeling in my basement. Wait, did she really do that or was that one of my wacky fantasies? Either/or.

Love Mary Elizabeth Winstead. She’s a very talented young actress, with emphasis on young. The little lady is going to be around for a long time, and I love the fact that she’s been in a horror movie sequel (Final Destination 3) and something as wacky as Grindhouse, but she’s also done mainstream action like Live Free or Die Hard. And now she’s in the latest issue of FHM Magazine, and she looks damn fine in it, too. In that respect, Mary Elizabeth Winstead is kind of like Jessica Alba — gorgeous — but not like Jessica Alba — she can actually act. Yeah, I said it. What of it?