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If you ever wanted an excuse to tell your buddy who believes in the BCS Bowl System that his precious system “blows”, this is your chance. How in the hell did Missouri get left out of the BCS Bowl, but Kansas got in? That is simply unacceptable. Yes, Missouri has one more loss than Kansas, but they lost twice to Oklahoma, the powerhouse team of the Big 12. And who did Kansas lose to? That’s right, Missouri. And who did Kansas beat throughout the season? Um, how about almost no one. The only ranked team they beat all year was Kansas State, and I saw that game, it was tight to the very end, and Kansas got lucky with a win. Again, in case you didn’t hear me: The BCS Bowl System is bullshit.

In case I missed it, Summer Glau isn’t the only reason to watch The Sarah Connor Chronicles TV series when it premieres next year. There’s a little lady name Lena Headey, too. You remember Lena, don’t you? The hottest Queen in all of Greece in 300? Yup, that’s her, and Lena Headey will be bringing her pointy nipples to TV next year with The Sarah Connor Chronicles, playing Sarah Connor, the role previously assayed by Linda Hamilton in the first two Terminators. So let’s see: Lena Headey + Summer Glau on the same show, kicking men’s asses all over the place. Oh yeah, I’m definitely gonna love this show. Check out some promos of Lena in The Sarah Connor Chronicles. What’s the deal with hot girls and guns?

Canadian actress Paula Devicq was Kirsten Bennett on the long-running FOX show Party of Five before she became Sondra on the equally long-running FOX FX show Rescue Me. Basically, if it’s FOX, then Paula will probably be on the show for a while. In-between Party of Five and Rescue me Paula spent time on 100 Centre Street as Cynthia Bennington. In 2008 you can see her in the movie Pinion, in which she plays Lynn, a thirty something Chef who has it all; a great job, an eccentric but loving mother, and very caring friends who watch out for each other; all that change when she enters into a S&M relationship with a guy who misdials her phone. Hey, that’s how I find true love.

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, Dana Rogoz, hails from Bucharest, Romania, home of giant pigeons and some of the best hot dogs in the world. Well, not really. I don’t even know if Romanians know what a hog dog is, but never you mind that. So who is Dana Rogoz? Beats the hell out of me. Although she does have an entry in IMDB.com, which lists a TV show and a movie in her resume, so I’m going to assume she’s an actress/model, and that’s good enough for me. She’s appeared in Maxim, and apparently likes sports. Well okay, not the latter, but definitely the former.

I have no idea what The Golden Compass movie is about (I’m guessing it has something to do with a compass that’s golden), but all I know is that Nicole Kidman looks incredible in it. Apparently she’s a villain in the movie, one of those cold ice queens. Luckily for the movie, I also find those cold ice queens to be irresistibly hot in their sexy evil self. Here are some pictures of Nicole Kidman from the movie. Seriously, if I end up seeing this thing, it’s not going to be for the fighting pandas or Daniel Craig, it’s going to be for Nicole Kidman slinking her way through the movie in body-fitting silk. Me likey really muchy..

I can’t believe Tim Kring killed off Ali Larter’s character on Heroes. She was basically the best thing about that show. Okay, so Hayden Panettiere ain’t bad, but come on, how much of the girl’s whining can you really stand before you want her to jump off a bridge? And I suppose Kristen Bell is pretty groovy, too, but man, I’m going to miss seeing Ali Larter walk around kicking ass like the Terminator. Now all we’ll have is her annoying son and that annoying New Orleans girl. Gah. This show is getting worst and worst. We’ll miss you, Ali Larter, good luck with the movie career, babe.

You know, I’ve been watching football for a long time now, and I’ve been watching college football for even longer than the pros, and I swear I’ve never heard a referee call someone on a penalty for “giving him the business” to another football player. I kid you not. That’s what ACC ref Ron Cherry described a penalty he called on a North Carolina State player during this 11/24/07 game between the Wolfpacks and the Maryland Terrapins. Listen to the crowd go nuts and the announcers trying not to laugh themselves to death. What the hell is “giving him the business”, and how many yards is that again, chief?

I don’t think I’ve ever met a girl in real life whose name was Ashley and she didn’t turn out to be a blonde. A hot blonde, at that. Somehow, for some reason, parents always seems to know that their girl is going to grow up blonde and hot, so they name them Ashley. I don’t think it’s even allowed for parents to name kids who aren’t blondes Ashley. Anyhoo. We’ve already posted Ashley Jones before, but we like her so much we decided to post her again. What, you got a problem with that? Then here’s a quarter, call someone who gives a frag.

I know what you’re thinking: why I always gotta be going down south for my Latin Flavors? It’s obvious there are plenty of flavorable Latinas up here in the good ol USA. Well yeah, but you know, they’re so much more spicy down there. Take Sandra Echeverria for example. She a Mexican actress, most famous for her Telemundo soap operas; sure, she’s just now trying to make a name for herself in the States (she’s got a big part in some motocross movie or something, I forgot the name of it), but you gotta admit she’s pretty darn spicy, and she originated from down south first. See? There is a reason to my madness after all. Well, sort of.

Who is Labancz Lilla, besides our Random Foreign Babe of the Day? For one, she’s Hungarian, and for two, she’s blonde, and for three, she’s got a really big re … ading ability. Yeah, that’s the ticket. Well to be honest, I don’t know a whole lot about Labancz Lilla, except that she sure fills out a two-piece bikini nicely. And by “nicely” I of course mean, “Yeah, now THIS is why they invented the two-piece bikini in the first place, for girls like Labancz Lilla to slip on and pose in front of a camera.” BA-DAM!

Nobody knows how good Utah Jazz point guard Deron Williams is than Houston Rockets fan. Williams torched the Rockets good in last year’s play-offs, and this year he’s back at it again. Check out Williams, doing his second tour of duty in the NBA, handing out two killer cross-overs on former teammate (and current L.A. Lakers) Derek Fisher. One word: SICK. You gotta wonder what Fisher said to Williams later: “Dude, we used to be teammates! How could you do me like that!” Or something like that.

Our Latin Flavor of the day is Daniela Cicarelli, a Brazilian television show host and model who is sometimes credited as Daniella Cicarelli. I suppose it doesn’t matter how many L’s she has in her name, it’s the girl that matters. And in this case, the girl matters very much. She’s the host of MTV Brasil, and if you happen to live down there, you might have heard a little something about a certain tape involving our Latin Flavor and some lucky fella. The tape also included, as we hear, a little dalliance on the beach and in the water involving, well, you know.

You know, for someone who used to be Miss Switzerland, it sure was hard finding any decent pictures of our Random Foreign Babe of the day Melanie Winiger on the Internet. You’d think she didn’t want to be found! But maybe she just wanted to let her work speak for herself. The former beauty queen has done pretty well for herself on the small and big screen, plus she did a commercial that was quite sexy, and you just know that I had to track down that video and post it along with this brief pictorial montage of the lovely Melanie Winiger.

There are a billion pretty girls in Hollywood, and 90% of them are blondes. Evelina Oboza is one of them. She’s a former model turned actress whose biggest role to date is Trishelle in Desperate Housewives, in the episode “Nice she Ain’t”. She also assayed the pivotal role of “hot blonde” on an episode of Scrubs, one of those comedies people keep telling me is really funny, but everytime I watch it, I nearly throw up in my mouth because it’s just such a crappy show. I call it the Two and a Half Men syndrome. Anyhoo. I would keep an eye on Evelina Oboza, because even in a land as full of hot blondes as Hollywood, the cream has to rise to the top, right?

I don’t get to watch German TV nearly as much as I used to. Which is to say, I have never watched a single second of German TV, and I don’t think I ever will, being neither German and kind of illogically frightened of the German language. I don’t know, but I guess there’s a reason people don’t call German the “language of love”. Ahem. But there’s definitely nothing wrong with German TV personality Sonya Kraus, who at 34, has one of those bodies the kids from the ’80s like to call “rockin’ hot”, while the kids from the ’90s would go for “dude, she’s, like, totally smokin’ and junk!” Indeed, kids from the ’90s, indeed…

I love Kristen Bell. Seriously, she’s a hoot and a half. Take this passage from her interview with Complex Magazine (basically the most hyped magazine appearance by a blonde since, well, I don’t know since when!): “I’m 27 and it’s great to feel sexy, but it’s funny to have womanly assets that I’m still tapping into.” Heh heh. I don’t even know if she’s being totally serious or if she said that with a wink and a nod. But that’s Kristen Bell for ya, always the enigma. But anyways, without further ado, here are those Complex magazine pictures you’ve all been dying to see that reader The Phreaker was kind enough to send my way.

You would think that the first thing Akon’s management said to him when he ewas “coming up” (as the kids say) in the music biz is never, ever bring a kid upstage and first, never ever molest him/her, and second, don’t pick him up and throw him off stage like you’re going through some uber roid rage. Which is exactly what Akon did at a recent concert. Apparently the kid threw something on stage, so Akon had his security people bring the kid up, at which point Akon lifted the kid up over his head like the Hulk or something and tossed the kid back into the crowd, where he landed on another girl! Well, the kid who got thrown off the stage wasn’t hurt, but the girl was (she’s now in the hospital!) and now Akon is being charged! Oh well, at least it looked cool when he was doing it, right? And getting charged for anything will just mean “street cred” for our kid-tosser Akon.

I’m putting Ainett Stephens in the Latin Flavor column, but I could have easily put her in the Italian Spice column, which doesn’t actually have its own official column, but you know, unofficially, it is a column. Anyhoo. Ainett Stephens is currently most famous for her hosting duties on Italian TV (hence the Italian Spice reference), but she’s originally from Caracas, Venezuela, which means she fits into our Latin Flavor column. Okay, now that all of that is out of the way, some of her credits include stints on Buona Domenica, Real TV, Il Mercante in fiera, Azzardo The Match, and the Italian version of Big Brother. You know who doesn’t have their own version of Big Brother? Alaska. But that’s coming, you mark my words…

Our Random Foreign Babe of the day is Italian TV show host Tessa Gelisio, who, according to IMDB.com, is the host of “Solaris – Il mondo a 360 gradi”, which if my Italian is correct, means “Hot Sun 360 Degrees”. Or, um, not. Anyhoo. Since everything I’ve been able to find on the Internet on Tessa Gelisio is in Italian, and as it’s readily obvious by now that I have almost no ability to read Italian whatsoever, I can’t tell you anymore than that she’s the host of something called “Solaris – Il mondo a 360 gradi”. And oh yeah, she’s hot. Lots of nudes of her out there, but as we don’t do nudes, these will just have to do.

Isabeli Fontana is really the forgotten Brazilian Victoria’s Secret supermodel. Or, at least, as “forgotten” as you can be when you have the words “Brazilian supermodel” and “Victoria’s Secret supermodel” listed on your resume. But we haven’t really seen a whole lot of Isabeli Fontana, who has mostly gone missing from American TV, where her fellow countrywomen like Adriana and Gisele have dominated. We don’t know why Isabeli has gone mostly ignored; she’s got everything it takes to break it big: the looks, the body, the legs, the chest, the — well, whole package. Then again, maybe she doesn’t speak a lick of English. Could be. Anyhoo. Here is Sunday with Isabeli Fontana.