The Random Stuff of Interests Page

I don’t think I’ve ever met a girl in real life whose name was Ashley and she didn’t turn out to be a blonde. A hot blonde, at that. Somehow, for some reason, parents always seems to know that their girl is going to grow up blonde and hot, so they name them Ashley. I don’t think it’s even allowed for parents to name kids who aren’t blondes Ashley. Anyhoo. We’ve already posted Ashley Jones before, but we like her so much we decided to post her again. What, you got a problem with that? Then here’s a quarter, call someone who gives a frag.

I know what you’re thinking: why I always gotta be going down south for my Latin Flavors? It’s obvious there are plenty of flavorable Latinas up here in the good ol USA. Well yeah, but you know, they’re so much more spicy down there. Take Sandra Echeverria for example. She a Mexican actress, most famous for her Telemundo soap operas; sure, she’s just now trying to make a name for herself in the States (she’s got a big part in some motocross movie or something, I forgot the name of it), but you gotta admit she’s pretty darn spicy, and she originated from down south first. See? There is a reason to my madness after all. Well, sort of.

Who is Labancz Lilla, besides our Random Foreign Babe of the Day? For one, she’s Hungarian, and for two, she’s blonde, and for three, she’s got a really big re … ading ability. Yeah, that’s the ticket. Well to be honest, I don’t know a whole lot about Labancz Lilla, except that she sure fills out a two-piece bikini nicely. And by “nicely” I of course mean, “Yeah, now THIS is why they invented the two-piece bikini in the first place, for girls like Labancz Lilla to slip on and pose in front of a camera.” BA-DAM!

Nobody knows how good Utah Jazz point guard Deron Williams is than Houston Rockets fan. Williams torched the Rockets good in last year’s play-offs, and this year he’s back at it again. Check out Williams, doing his second tour of duty in the NBA, handing out two killer cross-overs on former teammate (and current L.A. Lakers) Derek Fisher. One word: SICK. You gotta wonder what Fisher said to Williams later: “Dude, we used to be teammates! How could you do me like that!” Or something like that.

Our Latin Flavor of the day is Daniela Cicarelli, a Brazilian television show host and model who is sometimes credited as Daniella Cicarelli. I suppose it doesn’t matter how many L’s she has in her name, it’s the girl that matters. And in this case, the girl matters very much. She’s the host of MTV Brasil, and if you happen to live down there, you might have heard a little something about a certain tape involving our Latin Flavor and some lucky fella. The tape also included, as we hear, a little dalliance on the beach and in the water involving, well, you know.

You know, for someone who used to be Miss Switzerland, it sure was hard finding any decent pictures of our Random Foreign Babe of the day Melanie Winiger on the Internet. You’d think she didn’t want to be found! But maybe she just wanted to let her work speak for herself. The former beauty queen has done pretty well for herself on the small and big screen, plus she did a commercial that was quite sexy, and you just know that I had to track down that video and post it along with this brief pictorial montage of the lovely Melanie Winiger.

There are a billion pretty girls in Hollywood, and 90% of them are blondes. Evelina Oboza is one of them. She’s a former model turned actress whose biggest role to date is Trishelle in Desperate Housewives, in the episode “Nice she Ain’t”. She also assayed the pivotal role of “hot blonde” on an episode of Scrubs, one of those comedies people keep telling me is really funny, but everytime I watch it, I nearly throw up in my mouth because it’s just such a crappy show. I call it the Two and a Half Men syndrome. Anyhoo. I would keep an eye on Evelina Oboza, because even in a land as full of hot blondes as Hollywood, the cream has to rise to the top, right?

I don’t get to watch German TV nearly as much as I used to. Which is to say, I have never watched a single second of German TV, and I don’t think I ever will, being neither German and kind of illogically frightened of the German language. I don’t know, but I guess there’s a reason people don’t call German the “language of love”. Ahem. But there’s definitely nothing wrong with German TV personality Sonya Kraus, who at 34, has one of those bodies the kids from the ’80s like to call “rockin’ hot”, while the kids from the ’90s would go for “dude, she’s, like, totally smokin’ and junk!” Indeed, kids from the ’90s, indeed…

I love Kristen Bell. Seriously, she’s a hoot and a half. Take this passage from her interview with Complex Magazine (basically the most hyped magazine appearance by a blonde since, well, I don’t know since when!): “I’m 27 and it’s great to feel sexy, but it’s funny to have womanly assets that I’m still tapping into.” Heh heh. I don’t even know if she’s being totally serious or if she said that with a wink and a nod. But that’s Kristen Bell for ya, always the enigma. But anyways, without further ado, here are those Complex magazine pictures you’ve all been dying to see that reader The Phreaker was kind enough to send my way.

You would think that the first thing Akon’s management said to him when he ewas “coming up” (as the kids say) in the music biz is never, ever bring a kid upstage and first, never ever molest him/her, and second, don’t pick him up and throw him off stage like you’re going through some uber roid rage. Which is exactly what Akon did at a recent concert. Apparently the kid threw something on stage, so Akon had his security people bring the kid up, at which point Akon lifted the kid up over his head like the Hulk or something and tossed the kid back into the crowd, where he landed on another girl! Well, the kid who got thrown off the stage wasn’t hurt, but the girl was (she’s now in the hospital!) and now Akon is being charged! Oh well, at least it looked cool when he was doing it, right? And getting charged for anything will just mean “street cred” for our kid-tosser Akon.

I’m putting Ainett Stephens in the Latin Flavor column, but I could have easily put her in the Italian Spice column, which doesn’t actually have its own official column, but you know, unofficially, it is a column. Anyhoo. Ainett Stephens is currently most famous for her hosting duties on Italian TV (hence the Italian Spice reference), but she’s originally from Caracas, Venezuela, which means she fits into our Latin Flavor column. Okay, now that all of that is out of the way, some of her credits include stints on Buona Domenica, Real TV, Il Mercante in fiera, Azzardo The Match, and the Italian version of Big Brother. You know who doesn’t have their own version of Big Brother? Alaska. But that’s coming, you mark my words…

Our Random Foreign Babe of the day is Italian TV show host Tessa Gelisio, who, according to IMDB.com, is the host of “Solaris – Il mondo a 360 gradi”, which if my Italian is correct, means “Hot Sun 360 Degrees”. Or, um, not. Anyhoo. Since everything I’ve been able to find on the Internet on Tessa Gelisio is in Italian, and as it’s readily obvious by now that I have almost no ability to read Italian whatsoever, I can’t tell you anymore than that she’s the host of something called “Solaris – Il mondo a 360 gradi”. And oh yeah, she’s hot. Lots of nudes of her out there, but as we don’t do nudes, these will just have to do.

Isabeli Fontana is really the forgotten Brazilian Victoria’s Secret supermodel. Or, at least, as “forgotten” as you can be when you have the words “Brazilian supermodel” and “Victoria’s Secret supermodel” listed on your resume. But we haven’t really seen a whole lot of Isabeli Fontana, who has mostly gone missing from American TV, where her fellow countrywomen like Adriana and Gisele have dominated. We don’t know why Isabeli has gone mostly ignored; she’s got everything it takes to break it big: the looks, the body, the legs, the chest, the — well, whole package. Then again, maybe she doesn’t speak a lick of English. Could be. Anyhoo. Here is Sunday with Isabeli Fontana.

Here is your daily dose of Catrinel Menghia, who has, quite possibly, the best skin on any woman I’ve ever seen if this lingerie photoshoot is any indication. Then again, yeah, I’ll have to say that maybe there is a lot of airbrushing being done, but even if that was true, dear God, that is some gloriously smooth skin. Anyways, Catrinel Menghia hails from Romania, and besides the fact that she’s incredibly gorgeous, we know next to nothing about her. If there are some smart people in the fashion industry, they’ll grab her and bring her to America to do some high profile work. Victoria’s Secret, are you listening?

So what the hell is this? It’s a video safety ad for workplace safety by those wacky fellas and gals over at the Ontario workers’ compensation board. I.e. Up there in mooseland, aka Canada. The purpose of the ad is to tell you to be safe around the work area, and it features a kinda attractive chef talking about her future, before she grabs a pot full of boiling water and promptly slips on something on the floor and spills the pot full of boiling water all over herself. The ad’s final shot is the girl screaming in agony with boils over all her face. This is somehow supposed to tell people to be careful around the workplace, but all I can think of is, “Dude, the Canadians are wacky, man, real wacky…”

In case you don’t know, but British lass Sienna Miller has signed on to play The Baroness in the upcoming live-action G.I. Joe movie, hence the G.I. Jane reference in the title. See, I’m kind of like Dennis Miller, I can throw out irrelevant pop culture references out of my ass, too, which makes me twice as smart as you. Or something to that affect. Anyhoo. Sienna Miller is also the cover girl for Esquire Magazine. If you like seeing Sienna sans clothing, you could check her out in the movie Hippie Hippie Shake, where pictures of her nude on the scene have surfaced online. Oh, Sienna, you wench.

Our Brit Babe of the day is Penny Lancaster, who was recently involved in one of those, “You can’t make this stuff up, people” sort of situation. Dig this: Penny Lancaster used to be the model for Ultimo lingerie, but was dropped when they hired Rachel Hunter; Rachel Hunter, you may know, used to be married to singer Rod Stewart, who Penny Lancaster happens to be currently dating. Now come on! You can’t make that kind of stuff up, folks! And if you did, people would call you lame and predictable. But it’s all true! Wow, life rocks, huh? And so does Penny Lancaster.

In case you didn’t know, Emmy Rossum is purty. She’s not just that, but she’s also cute as a button. Now that’s a pretty darn hard combination to work out. Most women are pretty, but not overly cute; and cute women are cute, but will never be mistaken for pretty. Emmy Rossum, on the other hand, is that rare breed who is both cute and pretty, which means she might be living right next door to you (the cute part), and still go to work in Hollywood starring in movies (the pretty part). Basically, yeah, we have something of a crush on Emmy Rossum, and here are two reasons why…

The big news coming out of geek land is that Australian supermodel Megan Gale, whose biggest role to date has been assaying the pivotal role of the nameless “Dr. Orbit’s Secretary” in 2005’s “Stealth”, has landed the much coveted role of Wonder Woman in the upcoming Justice League of America movie to be directed by fellow Aussie George Miller. (I smell a conspiracy.) So how will Megan Gale do in the role? Um, well, we know she’ll certainly fill out that tiara and corset very nicely, if these pictures of the model turned actress turned would-be big screen superhero are any indication. Holy cow she’s got some body on her.

Kristen Bell’s shoot for Complex magazine is all the rage, even though I don’t think anyone has actually even gotten their hands on the little buggers. (That’ll change soon when the magazine releases the issue with Kristen on the cover, I suspect.) But hey, why wait for the magazine, when you can see the videoshoot itself first? It’s almost like seeing the magazine except kinda better. I’ll take a video of a photoshoot instead of the pictures from said photoshoot anyday. Mind you, I’d still like to see those pictures, but beggars can’t be choosers. Check out the videoshoot. (By the way, how retarded are these entertainment news shows? Holy God. Who writes this crap that these people read off the teleprompter? “…shows off her lovely lady limbs”? Dear God.)