Schadenfreude strikes again, with news that hotel heiress, bad actress, unwanted singer, and bendable plastic doll paparazzi trophy Paris Hilton was arrested early Thursday on suspicion of DUI, most likely after being denied entrance into some “hip” club or something idiotic like that. Hey, when you’re idiotic, little shite like that will get you all afluttered and junk.
From People, my bible for all things news:
Officer I. Isabella tells the Associated Press Hilton, 25, was pulled over just before 12:30 a.m. because she was “driving erratically.”
“The officers observed that Hilton exhibited the symptoms of intoxication,” Isabella said, reading a police statement. “A field sobriety test was conducted at the scene and the officers determined she was driving under the influence.”
Hilton was arrested on suspicion of misdemeanor DUI and then released, he said. According to Hilton’s rep, Elliot Mintz, she was picked up from the police station by sister Nicky and Nicky’s boyfriend, Entourage star Kevin Connolly.
Check out Kevin Connelly and Nicky Hilton at the police station. Connolly’s probably thinking, “Sheesh, this is what it takes to bang a Hilton?” Poor dumb bastard.
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