Paris Hilton Believes in the Lord, but Not Bras

25 May 2007

Topics: Paris Hilton

You gotta love Paris Hilton. If you can’t find some amusement in Paris Hilton’s very existence, then you just don’t enjoy life, and I don’t want to have dinner at your house. Paris Hilton makes life worth living. Such as these pictures snapped of the hotel heiress going somewhere, holding (very earnestly, I might add) to some books, one of which is the Holy Bible, while not wearing any bra. And it was a little nippy that day, apparently. I mean, come on — how can you not love this woman? All the hours of amusement she brings us without even trying! Love ya, Paris!


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