Okay, okay, so maybe Paris Hilton wasn’t arrested earlier this week for pretending to have talent. She was actually ticketed for driving with a suspended license. Heck, she wasn’t even arrested. Or thrown in jail. The pokey. The Big House. The place where you must never drop your soap. She was ticketed. How lame is that? I’ll tell you — so lame I have made up a word for it: superlame-o. If I was stopped for driving with a suspended license, I’m pretty damn sure I would have been thrown into the back of the police car. But hey, that’s what I get for not being born rich and spoiled and starring in a grainy sex video that shows I don’t even have any sexual talents, either. Anyhoo, the AP has got a pretty entertaining article about how they tried to ignore Paris Hilton, and what (or didn’t) happen as a result. Read it here.
Meanwhile, indulge in some Paris Hilton pictoralization, because to ignore Paris Hilton is to not breathe air. Or am I thinking about worshiping God? Same difference.
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