Paris Hilton Cancels African Trip, Sluts Up Halloween

30 October 2007

Topics: Paris Hilton

Remember when Paris Hilton came out of jail and started talking about how she wants to go to Africa to feed the starving children and feed breast milk to the kids because she had changed her ways while in the slammer, and she doesn’t want to take advantage of people anymore, but wants to give back? Well, apparently that was then, and this is now, and now Paris Hilton will instead stay in Hollywood where she can slut up Halloween because, gosh darn it, who needs Africa anyway? Yeah, here’s Paris going to a halloween party dressed as Alice with her ass revealed to the whole world because, you know, she changed when she was in jail. Um. Oh, Paris, you tease.

Paris Hilton Cancels African Trip, Sluts Up Halloween
Paris Hilton Cancels African Trip, Sluts Up Halloween


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