Paris Hilton has Found God in Prison

For some convicts, it takes years and a couple of shankings in the back before they bow down to the Power of God, but for Paris Hilton all it took was three days for the hotel heiress to “find God” while in prison. Or at least that’s what she told pandering “journalist” Barbara Walters over the phone. Yes, over the phone. Paris Hilton admitted to Walters that she’s found God over the phone. Says Paris: “I used to act dumb… It was an act. That act is no longer cute. It is not who I am, nor do I want to be that person for the young girls who look up to me.” Wait, that was an all act??? Holy Cow, the girl is a brilliant actress!

More from Paris’ newfound religion (via):

Walters, who did not record the interview, said that Hilton “sounded tired but totally aware of what she was saying.”

During the call, the 26-year-old heiress also confirmed to Walters how devastating and both physically and emotionally debilitating her first three days in the Century Regional Detention Facility were last week.

“I was not eating or sleeping,” she said. “I was severely depressed and felt as if I was in a cage…It was a horrible experience.”

More proof that Paris has, indeed, found God.


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