So when I get arrested and tossed in jail for driving like a retard on the highway at night with my lights turned off and endangering everyone on that highway with me, all I have to do is pretend to have a nervous breakdown and they’ll let me out of jail and retire to my comfy little home? Oh hell no! But then again, that’s why she’s Paris Hilton, and we’re not. (Is that a good thing or a bad thing?) Which is the news around the gossip water cooler today: Paris Hilton has been released from prison early today (3 days in the clink and out!) and into home custody after prison authorities feared the heiress was going to suffer from a mental breakdown that could possibly lead to suicidal thoughts. Um.
Says TMZ about the news:
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Paris Hilton’s medical condition was purely psychological and that she was in peril of having a nervous breakdown, and that’s why she was released early this morning.
Psychiatrist Charles Sophy visited Hilton in jail yesterday and the day before. We’re told after Sophy’s visit yesterday, word was passed to the Sheriff that Hilton’s mental state was fragile and she was at risk.
You know, the girl never looked that fragile to me. I mean, damn, she went to the MTV Movie Awards the night before she had to turn herself into prison authorities!!! Seems like a tough chick to me.
Then again, I’m not a hotel heiress who has never had to worked a hard day in her life, so what do I know…
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