Paris Hilton in Handcuffs for DUI

8 September 2006

Topics: Hollywood Mugshots, Paris Hilton

Look, kids, it’s a hotel heiress in handcuffs for suspicion of DUI! See, OJ, rich white people can get arrested, too. (And just like all rich people, she’ll get a slap on the wrist and then let loose to menace society once more!) What I want to know is, why are there a line of cops there? How many uniform police officers does it take to handcuff, then escort a drunk hotel heiress into a police station for booking? Or do you think they might have heard the stories, and wanted to try their luck… Hmm…


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