Paris Hilton Invades Tokyo, Godzilla Weeps

26 August 2006

Topics: Music Stuff, Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton is about to do something Godzilla never could in 100s of attempts — bring Tokyo to its knees! And really, what’s more dangerous than pop music from a spoiled hotel heiress whose idea of “hard work” is having to wear more than two articles of clothing at the same time. You can’t compare atomic breath that can turn homes to ash with that kind of dangerous power! Here’s Paris Hilton in Tokyo launching her CD debut at an unsuspecting Tokyo populace. Those poor, poor Japanese. I shall pray for them.

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