Paris Hilton is Facetious

Paris Hilton, once famous for being simply famous, has recently become famous for getting arrested, or meeting with Your Friendly Neighborhood Friend Mr. Policeman all too often. Apparently having learned the meaning of words such as “facetious” and “self-deprecating humor”, our hotel heiress recently showed up at a Halloween party dressed as a slutty cop. Well, it’s Paris Hilton we’re talking about here, so the slutty part is sort of a given, but I thought I’d mention it anyways. Paris, I crown thee whimsical!

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