Paris Hilton is Hungry Like the Wolf

14 June 2006

Topics: Paris Hilton

Or maybe just like the leopard. Here she is coming out from somewhere in leopard stripes. I mean, from head to toe in leopard stripes, topped off by those idiotic glasses that she’s always seen in. What is the deal with those glasses? Oh well, at least she’s not doing one of her bendable poses in these pictures, that’s something. And don’t forget, kids, go out and buy Paris’ new album when it comes out. No, I’m serious. Really. Um.


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