Paris Hilton is like Mother Teresa, Except in Bra and Panties

8 March 2008

Topics: Paris Hilton

Okay, so maybe Paris Hilton sorta didn’t live up to what she told Larry King after she got out of the joint — you remember, how she was going to turn her life around, and she was going to go to Africa to save the black kids and what have you. And yes, so maybe Paris Hilton is back to her old tricks of wearing very little clothe and retarded over-sized sunglasses. So what of it? She still looks pretty damn good, I have to admit, if a tad too skinny. Seriously, you could probably pick your teeth with her legs. Nice than, though. Here’s Paris Hilton doing her best Mother Teresa impression. Minus clothes, sort of.

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