Paris Hilton is My New BFF. As if.

| March 14, 2008 |

Is it my curse to continually mention that Paris Hilton, upon being released from prison, ran to Larry King to announce her epiphanies regarding the emptiness of her life and how she would like to change in order to better the world? Probably. Here’s great news for you TV lovers, because God has blessed us once again with a Paris Hilton Reality TV show. This time, Paris Hilton is once again set to wow us with her amazing generosity, as she gives 20 pathetic attention-seeking whores good souls the chance to become her new best friend in an MTV “Reality” TV show called Paris Hilton’s My New BFF. No, seriously. I know you think I’m making this crap up, but I promise you, I’m not. Keep reading.

Here’s the premise of the show:

Like current MTV hottie Tila Tequila, Hilton will also be choosing from a coed field of contestants.

All of the wannabe Hilton compadres will room together in a house pimped out to MTV perfection and, in the end, one of them will be declared Paris’ “bestie” and get to accompany her to Hollywood parties, business events and other velvet-rope functions.

In addition to her role as ringmaster, Hilton will also serve as an executive producer on the series, which is set to begin production in Los Angeles in May with an eye on a fall premiere. (Fans can already check out some of the people vying for Hilton’s friendship at parisbff.com.)

I positively shit you not. Aren’t you glad your kids run home to watch MTV every day after school?

God Hates Me, That’s why Paris Hilton is My New BFF

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  1. chammaa - 03/14/2008 at 10:01 pm

    what ever you are say iwill still love paris with respect

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