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You have to feel for Paris Hilton. She was so “emotionally distraught and traumatized” about starting her June 5th jail sentence, she had to literally drag herself to the MTV Movie Awards two days before she is supposed to turn herself in. As you can see from these pictures of Paris arriving at the Awards show, she’s clearly fighting back the tears, and can barely bring herself to do her Bendable Barbie Pose, i.e. bend backward at the waist, smile awkwardly, and look semi-retarded. Oh, Paris, we feel for you! And Sarah Silverman even made a cruel joke about you, too. Sniff sniff, etc.

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