Paris Hilton Launches her Perfume, “Skank”

15 June 2006

Topics: Paris Hilton

Okay, okay, so maybe her perfume isn’t called “Skank”, but I bet it’ll be something “classy” (snicker) like that. (It’s actualy just called “Paris Hilton”, which basically means I was right. (Double snicker)) Which leads me to this observation: For someone with no obvious talent for anything (and I do mean anything, which you’ll agree if you’ve seen that notorious tape of hers), it’s amazing how many things Paris Hilton has her pies in — er, I mean, it’s amazing how many pies she has her hands in. Anyways, here’s Paris doing that bendable posing thing at the launch of her fragrance. By the way, why does her face look like a plastic mannequin’s?

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