Paris Hilton, Like, Makes Us Cry in Blender

22 August 2006

Topics: Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton, like, makes herself cry whenever she listens to her debut album, “Paris”, because, like, it’s so dang good. No, I shit you not. That’s what the PR fiend said in the latest issue of Blender Magazine, where she apparently found the time to post half naked in in-between Best Buy, malls, and slutty sorority house appearances to promote the album in question. (Okay, so she hasn’t shown up at any slutty sorority houses, but you know it’s only a matter of time.) Here’s Paris in Blender Magazine.

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