So it appears as if that whole shenanigans with the DUI earlier this month hasn’t blown over completely for Mizzus Paris Hilton, because news is that she will face DUI charges, which carries a maximum $1,000 fine and possibility of a six month stint in jail. We’re not talking about Martha Stewart jail, either — oh wait, maybe. Who knows where they put rich white females in L.A.? In any case, we feel sorry for Hilton, as we’re sure even a brief jail stint will harm her career — oh wait, what the hell am I talking about? This girl had a sex tape where she displayed some Godawful bed skills and she still blew up (har har)! This will only help her career. Just ask Robert Downey Jr. As long as you don’t badmouth the Jews, you can basically smuggle 50 pounds of cocaine into the States using your cooch and Hollywood will still love you for it.
Here’s Paris in Deutchland promoting her album during Oktoberfest. Oh those wacky Germans. Don’t they know October is spelled without the K? Those rascals.
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