Paris Hilton Shills for Prosecco

27 December 2007

Topics: Paris Hilton

Hate her or love her, but you gotta give Paris Hilton her props. Who else could have made so much out of so little? Okay, so maybe being born with a gold spoon (no silver spoon for our Paris!) doesn’t hurt, but the girl has carved herself out a little career based on primarily, well, not a whole lot. Even after her stint in jail, Paris Hilton has continued to thrive, and yes, we’re pretty sure her much ballyhooed “lifestyle change” that she promised was crap, but does it matter? Anyhoo, here is Prosecco’s newest pitchwoman doing what she does best — lying down on the job. Har har, get it? Anyhoo.

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