Paris Hilton vs. Shanna Moakler — Who Ya Got!!?

It’s tough being hot, talentless, and husbandless (yes, that’s a word and I’m sticking to it) in Hollywood, hence probably the reason why hotel heiress Paris Hilton and former Playboy playmate Shanna Moakler got to swingin’ earlier today at around 1:00 a.m. at the Hyde Nightclub, where all the young pretty people party, or so I’m told. TMZ got the full scoop, and it ain’t pretty. Well, it kinda is, we are talking about the pretty people here, but it’s also half retarded; but then again, Paris is involved, so that’s to be expected.

Elliot Mintz, Paris’ publicist, tells TMZ that his client was at Hyde nightclub Wednesday night and at approximately 1:10 a.m. she says she was approached by Shanna, who allegedly began screaming obscenities at her. Hilton says at that point Moakler struck her in the jaw with a closed fist as she continued to shout profanities. Mintz says Moakler was restrained and several people helped Paris exit Hyde. Mintz says Hilton never touched Moakler.

And later that night…

We’re told Moakler also went to the station to file a report against Paris’ companion that evening, Stavros Niarchos, alleging that he poured a drink over her head. A source tells TMZ that Moakler alleges that Niarchos shoved her down some stairs.

Oh, those crazy, hip kids and their late-night rumbles. What’s next, drive-by maxi pad throwing?

Since everyone and the Amish already knows what Paris Hilton looks like, here are some Shanna Moakler pictures.

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