Paris Hilton Wants Arnold Schwarzenegger to Pardon Her. No, Seriously.

Paris Hilton is so outraged by her 45-day jail sentence (which she has to start serving next month) that she is taking her case to the highest court in all of California — Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger’s desk. Yes, you read that correctly. People.com reports: “In a message that went up Monday on her MySpace page and reported in the New York Post, the hotel heiress writes (in her own spelling): “My friend Joshua started this petition, please help and sihn it. i LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!” Holy cow. I’ve seen and heard some really stupid things in my life, but this has to take the cake. I got 1 to 5 million odds that Schwarzenegger will pardon her for this “injustice”.


“No, seriously, I was THIS close to pardoning her.”


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