To absolutely no one’s surprise, Paris Hilton’s 45-days in jail sentence has been knocked down to about 23 days for good behavior. So what constitutes this “good behavior”? Apparently according to this, showing up for your court date qualifies as “good behavior”. I shit you not. So Paris Hilton showing up for her court date is such a great achievement that she gets 22 days knocked off her DUI/driving with a suspended license conviction? Man, I wanna be rich and spoiled and famous and have no talent at all, too, dammit!
But wait! That’s not all! Besides getting half her sentence knocked off before she even served a day in jail, Paris will also get to stay in a swanky little Hilton all her own.
Hilton will stay in a unit that contains 12 two-person cells reserved for police officers, public officials, celebrities and other high-profile inmates, he said.
Like everyone else in the 2,200-inmate facility, Hilton will get at least an hour outside her cell each day to shower, watch television, participate in outdoor recreation or talk on the telephone, he said.
And they say the laws apply to rich people, too. I shutter to think!
Paris is ready for her “jail’s” sauna and massage.
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