Penelope Cruz Bikini Pictures

31 July 2006

Topics: Celebrities in Bikinis, Penelope Cruz

Fresh off her split with Matthew “Way too Handsome for a Man” McConaughey, Spanish babe Penelopze Cruz was caught on the sandy beaches of St Tropez, the other fave vacation spot for rich beautiful people (the other being Barbados, of course) with some pale white guy who no one wants to see, and so they shall not. Penelope Cruz in a two-piece bikini is potentially pretty hot stuff, but Penelope Cruz in a two-piece that looks like she stole it from the 1930s is kinda lame. I’m so disappointed in my Spanish fly.

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