At this point I think everyone knows that the horror movie “Primeval” is not about a notorious serial killer who makes Jeffrey Dahmer look like an amateur with a foot fetish. It is, in fact, a movie about a killer crocodile named Gustave in Africa. Yes, the crocodile’s name is Gustave, not some knife-wielding, masked serial killer as the ad campaign would have you believe. In any case, the movie is another crappy Creature Feature, but what makes it semi-watchable is the presence of Brooke Langton, the relaly cute cheerleader in “The Replacements” and Sandra Bullock’s replacement in the TV version of “The Net”. Is it just me, or is watching this woman flee a killer croc really hot?
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