Rachel Smith is the New Miss USA

If you were watching Miss USA late last night (oh who am I kidding, nobody watches this stuff), then you know that Rachel Smith, aka Miss Tennessee, was recently crowned Miss USA, which I’m told is different from Miss America, although how it’s different, I absolutely, positively have no idea. All I know about Miss USA is that Donald Trump owns it and Tara Conner held the crown in 2006, and oh boy was she fun to have around! We can only hope that Miss Tennessee’s reign as Miss USA will be just as memorable. Don’t let us down, Rachel! Can I buy you a drink?

Some Rachel Smith pictures. And yes, I am looking for bigger versions of those Rachel Smith bikini pictures with great urgency.

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