Rambo is Back, Armed with a Mullet and Double Chin

I’m not sure if this qualifies as “geek” news or not, as geeks aren’t readily interested in Rambo, mostly because he doesn’t have big breasts or look good in a bikini. Then again, Rambo does seem to have some pretty big man boobs right now, if this latest picture of Sylvester Stallone, sporting a mullet and double chin is any indication. Now I don’t know if they’re shooting the latest Rambo opus, “Rambo IV: In the Serpent’s Eye” right now, but Stallone sure looks like he’s gearing up for the role. I just hope he loses the double chin and mullet before the cameras roll. Okay, the mullet can probably stay, but that extra fat Rambo is packing has definitely gotta go.

Rambo and his mullet visits Australia for the Down Under premiere of “Rocky Balboa”:

“It’s not over! Nothing is over! This mullet is here to stay!”

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