Let’s face it, I know nothing about our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, one Lauretta Gerards, except that she’s from Amsterdam, Noord-Holland, the Netherlands, and that she’s most known for playing Malú Starrenburg-Branca in the TV show Onderweg naar morgen, which I THINK is a TV show. Or maybe not. In any case, Lauretta Gerards kind of looks like Beyonce, except not so much. From the right angles, you could probably pay Lauretta to show up at your birthday and try to convince your buddies that you know Beyonce personally. Of course, it’ll help if your buddies are fucking morons, but I digress.

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