You know, to be perfectly honest with you, I had no ideas the girls in Portugal were packing as much heat as our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, Mariana Monteiro. If I had known that, I would have found out where Portugal was, and made my way there. Right after I finished painting the house and the fence, because as everyone who reads this site knows, in my spare time I paint houses and fences for a living and at the same time learn kung fu, but I don’t know I’m learning kung fu, you see, for my master isn’t telling me until I get mad one night and tell him he’s not teaching me any kung fu, after which he demonstrates what I’ve learn. Wait, that was “The Karate Kid”. Nevermind. Here’s Mariana Monteiro in her undies.
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