Remember when Jessica Biel was Megan Fox? Now all people can talk about is the girl who is the new Megan Fox. You know, that Megan Fox girl? Well before Megan Fox showed up with her puffy lips, ugly tattoos, and oh so smoking body, Jessica Biel was her. I don’t know if Jessica Biel can still be Megan Fox again. Then there’s this spread in Marie Claire, which is, though undoubtedly hot, is not exactly smoking hot, which is something you can pretty much guarantee when Megan Fox shows up in a magazine. So what I’m trying to say is, get it together, Jessica Biel! Let’s hope Jessica’s new movie, where she plays a stripper, puts her back on the charts. And oh yeah, while she’s at it, less Justin Timberlake, more Maxim spreads.
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