Robin Wright Divorces Penn, Back on the Market

1 January 2008

Topics: Celebrity Divorces, Robin Wright Penn

Buttercup is divorcing Spicoli? Tell me it ain’t so! Well apparently it is so, and announcements have gone out that after 11 years of marriage and two kids, Robin Wright Penn (I guess she’s going to lose that Penn now) and Sean Penn are splitsville. To be honest with you, I’m surprise it’s taken this long. Who the hell marries Spicoli? Or Sean Penn, for that matter? This guy is bundle of midget fury, and was always in search of a good beating. Now he’s become Al Gore’s little acolyte and preaching the environment and shaking hands with wannabe dictator Hugo Chavez. Seriously, this guy was always screwed up back when he punched a cameraman, and he’s totally fubar now. So congrats on getting out while you’re still hot, Robin — and call me!

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