Rod Blagojevich is Too Awesome for Impeachment

12 January 2009

Topics: Funny Stuff, Random Politics

Let’s face it, when it comes to sheer awesomeness, no one’s got a tighter hold on the title than Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich. This guy is untouchable. Okay, so he is touchable, but in his own mind, he’s untouchable, which just makes him all that much more awesome. Recently, he was impeached by the Illinois House of Representatives, which is not so great, but what is great? Blago’s reaction to it. Instead of cowering in the aftermath of the impeachment, Blago went on TV and started saying he’s too awesome for impeachment, and that the House is really envious of his awesomeness. To prove his point, Blago brought on stage about a half people, including one guy in a wheelchair. Now look, how could you impeach a guy who once helped some guy in a wheelchair? Rod Blagojevich, awesome is thy name.


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