Rosanna Davison is Out of This World
Hey, remember that ’80s song “The Lady in Red”? By that one-hit wonder Chris De Burgh? Well guess what — the dude had a daughter, and her name is Rosanna Davison. If the name doesn’t ring a bell, then maybe this will help: Rosanna Davison won the Miss World title in 2003 for Ireland. What’s Miss World, you ask? Well it’s like Miss Universe, minus the Universe part. See, whereas Miss Universe represents the entire universe as a whole, Miss World only gets to represent our puny little planet. Can you imagine trying to win a beauty pageant in Venus or Mars, or Alpha Centauri? Man, I tell you, if you haven’t tried to win anything on Alpha Centauri, you don’t know how hard it is. Anyhoo, here’s Rosanna Davison. No “She’s the Lady in Red” jokes, please.
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