Bowing to pressure from wife Danielle Spencer, former Aussie tough guy turned pussywhipped mama’s boy Russell Crowe has decided to ditch the cheergirls of his rugby club, the South Sydney Rabbitohs. Actually, I don’t really care why Crowe did it, but I really like the idea of a rugby club having something called “cheergirls”. They’re kinda like our NFL’s cheerleaders, only, um, for rugby. Here’s the reason why Crowe said he ditched these lovely lasses: “It makes women uncomfortable and it makes blokes who take their son to the football also uncomfortable,” Crowe told Australian media. “We’ve talked to a lot of people and everyone sees it as being progressive.” Progressive. Pfft. Yeah, men don’t like going to a violent sport where scantily clad ladies dance on the sidelines. Whatever, dumbass.
Here’s what Crowe ditched. Okay, maybe the uniforms aren’t the same, but you know, I’m sure his cheergirls were similarly attired (or lack thereof).
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