In case you were wondering why Salma Hayek married some old stinky guy a few months ago, this is why: she’s preggers. As in, she was a few months preggers when she got married. As in, it’s typical “Oh shit, you knocked me up, you bastard, now you gotta marry me before people find out!” Hollywood wedding bullshit. Here’s Salma Hayek, caught in Paris, France looking like a bloated Free Willy. I’m not saying Salma Hayek ain’t looking fine in these pictures, but I am saying that Salma Hayek isn’t looking very fine in these pictures. And for a woman whose name is usually synonymous with “super hot”, seeing her preggers and not so much super hot is kinda disturbing. Seriously, shouldn’t this be against the Hollywood Sexpot Rule?
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