Salma Hayek Looking NOT Hot? Impossible!!

25 January 2007

Topics: Salma Hayek

You realize how something as atrocious as this particular haircut sported by Salma Hayek (not to mention that dress! Holy Cow!) at Tuesday’s Academy Awards announcements could have happened, don’t you? One word: Gay Hollywood Stylists to the Stars. I mean, Jesus H. Christ on a stick. Do you realize how hard it is to make a woman of Salma Hayek’s inherent hotness and sauciness look like a 50-year old housewife with absolutely no sex appeal or ability to turn men on? And that dress. Oh my dear Lord that dress! I swear I didn’t think I would ever see the day when pictures of Salma Hayek would loosen my pants instead of making it constrict. This, surely, must be the third sign of the Apocalypse…

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