So Salma Hayek was overseas in Germany promoting something or rather, and somehow ended up on a German TV show where she somehow lost some kind of bet, which ended up with Salma Hayek slipping on this traditional Bavarian dress and parading around the show’s stage like a fool. Okay, a really hot fool with killer cleavage, but you gotta admit, I don’t think Salma Hayek is going to be putting this on her movie reel any time soon. But you know where it will show up at? When they do roasts for her, or when she shows up on a talk show. Jay Leno will probably go for this. If it was me, I’d make up some story about how Salma Hayek is a time-traveling German chick who wants to eat our brains. That’d be fun, right? Pics of Salma in her Bavarian dress below.