Samaire Armstrong Looks Like a 12-Year Old Boy

11 July 2006

Topics: Samaire Armstrong

Earlier today I posted about how Natalie Portman may be starring in “Indiana Jones 4″, and I made the crack that because of her short status and titless disposition that Miss Portman would be playing Indy’s 12-year old son. Oh boy do I owe Natalie an apology after seeing these photos of “Entourage” and “The OC” star Samaire Armstrong, who really looks like a 12-year old boy, complete with bony hips and titless chest. Yikes. She’d need a Super Duper Wonderful Wonder Bra to make those two mosquito bites look like breasts. Poor girl.

images resized for faster load time; click to enlarge

samaire-armstrong-july11-1.jpg
samaire-armstrong-july11-1.jpg samaire-armstrong-july11-2.jpg samaire-armstrong-july11-3.jpg samaire-armstrong-july11-4.jpg samaire-armstrong-july11-5.jpg samaire-armstrong-july11-6.jpg samaire-armstrong-july11-7.jpg samaire-armstrong-july11-8.jpg samaire-armstrong-july11-9.jpg


Related Posts

  • Samaire Armstrong in Stuff Magazine
  • I remember Samaire Armstrong from a bad B-movie about werewolves called "Darkwolf", but you know, I never noticed she looked so "etnic" as she does in this pictorial for Stuff...

  • Lucy Pinder Bikini Pictures
  • While still trying to get the bad taste of looking at Samaire Armstrong's featureless pictures out of my mouth, I've come to the conclusion that Hollywood is sick. I mean,...

  • Dido Armstrong Appreciation Post
  • You gotta wonder if Dido Armstrong ever thought about going by the name "Dido" and thinking, "Ooooh, I don't wanna do that," because, you know, Dido sounds a lot like,...

  • Hollywood Babes Love Pre-Emmy Parties
  • Everyone loves the Emmys, so of course they'll attend even the pre Awards show party -- oh wait, did I say Emmys? I meant Oscars. Nobody gives a crap about...

  • Hollywood Babes Love Fighting Cancer
  • There's nothing like a good ol fashion cancer event to bring out the Hollywood babes. I.e. the "Design A Cure" Breast Cancer Awareness Event held yesterday at Brentwood, California. Among...