Sanjaya Malakar Eliminated from American Idol

19 April 2007

Topics: American Idol, Reality TV, Sanjaya Malakar, Shyamali Malakar

Good news and bad news, guys — the good news is that the horribly untalented Sanjaya Malakar has finally been eliminated from American Idol last night (suck on it, Howard Stern!), but the bad news is that we won’t be seeing anymore of Sanjaya’s sister, Shyamali, Sanjaya’s insanely hot 19-year old sister and ex-Hooters waitress, who always shows up in the audience during the episode tapings. Damn you, American Idol! Damn you Simon for constantly criticizing Sanjaya! Damn you all! Shyamaaaaaaaaaaali!!!!!!

Anyhoo, here’s Sanjaya Malakar and his hair. Thanks for the memories, kid.


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