Now I don’t know what Dolce & Gabanna is, or what they sell, but I do know this: they have great tastes in pitchwoman. Signing Scarlett Johansson to sell your product is definitely the way to go. Heck, I don’t have any money, and I still don’t know what the hell a Dolce & Gabanna product is, but I’m going to go out right now and ask for some Dolce & Gabanna stuff. I’m hoping the lady behind the counter doesn’t hand me the keys to a Ferrari, because I really can’t afford a Ferrari right now. Maybe a nice Toyota hybrid. I think I can afford those pieces of shit. Anyways, here’s Scarlett and her assets doing what Scarlett’s mouth can’t do in a million years. Oh, Scarlett, thanks for the mammaries.
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