Scarlett Johansson’s Boobies for President!

19 September 2006

Topics: Celebrity Cleavage, Scarlett Johansson

In a recent interview with InStyle Magazine, the cleavage-heavy Scarlett Johansson mentioned that if she could trade places with anyone, it would be Dubya. Says the star of the upcoming “The Black Dahlia”: “Whose life would I like to step into for the day? The president’s. I could probably get some things done in the Oval Office.” Damn right, Scarlett. That is, if by “things” getting done you mean making men’s pants tighter was you walk by, because, you know, mine has just constricted a bit just posting this…

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