Scarlett Johansson’s Boobies Triumphs Over Salma Hayek’s and Jessica Simpson’s

10 June 2006

Topics: Jessica Simpson, Salma Hayek, Scarlett Johansson

File this one under, “Only in Hollywood would people even tolerate something as stupid as this,” but Scarlett Johansson’s breasts have been voted by the readers of In Touch Magazine as the “Best Breasts in Hollywood”. No, I kid you not. This was a real survey, by a real magazine, about real people. Coming in second and third were Salma Hayek and Jessica Simpson. Take a look at the samples below and judge for yourself!

Up first is Salma Hayek and her delicious spitfire rack:

Up next is Scarlett Johansson, your champeen:

And lastly but certainly not flatly, is Jessica Simpson:

Who ya got!!


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