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So I didn’t have a category for this until I saw this picture (full version below), which instantly elicited a response of “Seriously What the Frak?” Except replace “Frak” with the proper letters, like “uck”, and you get what I’m trying to say. So seriously, WTF is this guy thinking? Hey, I like my cellphone, too, but did I ever, for once, entertain the idea of doing this to myself? Not for one blinkin’ second. Seriously, WTF is wrong with you if you have to mutilate yourself like this just to get some attention? If this douche needed attention this bad, why didn’t he just set himself on fire? Then people would say, “Dude set himself on fire; real cool,” instead of, “Dude put a cellphone in his ear; what a effin’ douche!” Someone please tell me this is a photoshop goof!