Shiloh Nouvel Pitt-Jolie Revealed to the World. Sorta.

6 June 2006

Topics: Angelina Jolie

If you’re one of those people who are waiting desperately to see what Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s baby, Shiloh Nouvel, looks like, then get a life! Failing that, here’s the picture of baby Shiloh for your gossip consumption — oops, wait! No there isn’t! Psyche. Well, actually, it’s not my fault or anybody else’s, except that People Magazine paid a pretty ass penny for the picture, and I’m sure their lawyers are firing off “cease and desist” letters all day today to all the Internet gossip bloggers threatening hellfire and brimstone unless these pictures are pulled from all the websites that were showing them. Having paid a reported $4 mil for the pic and all, can you blame them? Anyways, here’s my impression of what Shiloh Nouvel Pitt-Jolie looks like:

I could be wrong, of course. (I think Angelina Jolie has been taking her African ambassador duties a little too seriously…)


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