Go figure. The most popular contestant on Season Six of American Idol turns out not to be the one with the sex scandal, or even made it into the final round of, what, 24? It’s no other than Shyamali Malakar, who got kicked off the show after the contestants reached Los Angeles. We don’t know what the hell the judges were thinking (especially Simon. Come on, man! You fubar us by not keeping her on, Simon, you dolt!), but we sure miss seeing Shyamali Malakar performing every week instead of that dopey, girly brother of hers. What’s his name, Sanjaya? And hey, guess what? Apparently Shyamali Malakar is also a Hooters Girl, and she looks DAMN GOOD in her Hooters uniform. OH MY.
So now I’ve found my reason to keep watching American Idol: Shyamali Malakar. So in service of that, keep voting for Sanjaya, kids, so we can see his sister in the audience jumping up and down cheering!
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